D&D General D&D AI Fail

I guess I don’t have to worry about my job going away quite yet. This is what Twitter’s AI thingy thinks is currently happening in the industry I work in.

 

[MichaelSomething]

THAC0 coming back isn't real? My hopes sure are dashed.

 

[Oofta]

As long as I get my baby dragon, I can house rule the rest.

 

[Demetrios1453]

I guess it's all dwarves all the time now!

Are they going to, like, mail the baby dragons to each of us? Or will we need to go to specified baby dragon distribution centers to get them?

 

[Morrus]

Are they going to, like, mail the baby dragons to each of us?

A baby dragon is for life, not just for Christmas.

 

[Mallus]

Grok is performing better than a Cybertruck with a stuck accelerator.

 

[J.Quondam]

I'm at an awkward place in life right now. Could I get the baby dragon in egg form, and save it for later?

 

[Wofano Wotanto]

AI is short for artificial idiocy, right?

But seriously, that's a humor piece written by a human, or at least cleaned up by one. It's too spot-on for stereotypical cranky grognard complaints to be plausible randomly-assembled AI work.

 

[Spectral Anomaly]

I'm confused. Which parts aren't true?

And Morrus, shouldn't you be on the horn with WotC to get their response to these rumors that are circulating online?

 

[J.Quondam]

AI is short for artificial idiocy, right?

When artificial intelligence makes Intelligence its dump stat.