D&D conversation in the style of... [game]

[Oni]

"Ha ha, you cannot stop....my school's secret technique....", *whoosh, whoosh*,".....SPLEEEEEEEN POKE!"

 

[Whodat]

*Steps forward*

Boot to the head!

*Steps back*

 

[hunter2112]

best I could come up with


*steps forward*

dazzling display of punches and kicks finishing with a flying leap to land behind the hero.

"tickle tickle tickle!"

*steps back*

 

[Viktyr Gehrig]

I am Drizzt of House Do'Urden, and my Spinning Blade Kung Fu is mightier than yours!

 

[Xarlen]

*steps forward*

I have trained in the quick art of the Mongoose. I am so fast, you cannot see my attacks. See, I just did it. You didn't see it? Because I am too fast. I just did it again. I am so fast, I have your wallet. Yes, your wallet is in your pants, because I'm fast enough to put it back. Ah hah hhahhaha!

*steps back*

 

[memesis]

*steps forward*

"Leap of the Seven Flying Dragons Golden Shining ... WOULD YOU HOLD STILL? No..no.. stop-- stop dodging, hold on! I'm not finished!"

*steps back*

 

[Xarlen]

*steps forward*

"To advance in the Sweeping Death, you must first complete your training in the first techniques. Many have died simply trying to compete the Sweeping Death technique. These tests will be brutal, require strong mind and soul. They are multiple choice; bring number #2 pencil. A strong number #2 pencil, for these tests are trying on the ancient lead..."

*steps back*

 

[Sixchan]

*steps forward*

Hiii-YA! Sai-ha! Wha! Wha! Ya! Wha! HAAAAAAA! HIII...AAAAAAOOOOWWW! MY FOOT! OW! OW! OW! I THINK I BROKE MY LEG! AHHHHH!!!!

*steps back*

 

[hunter2112]

*steps forward*

"They call me Bruce."

*steps back*

 

[Xarlen]

*steps forward*

"I am master of the Creeping Sloth." Woosh. Woosh. "Where have you gone?"

*steps back*