Four people sit down to play a nice game of Clue. Everyone picks their characters, the cards are shuffled, the murderer, murder weapon and location are tucked away in their envelope, and Player 1 rolls the dice.
Player 1: "Okay, I'm going to buy my first army and place them in Indonesia. Let's say that's the Study here."
Player 2: "Wait, what? This is Clue, not Risk."
Player 1: "I have an advantageous starting position, and as you know, I'm a very good Risk player."
Player 2: "It's a totally different board game."
Player 1: "Ah, but you admit that it IS a board game. Well this is what a good player does in that case."