The idea that someone joined the forum to write this profound and innovative, thought-provoking message about AI images is quite great, actually. I wouldn't expect to see him again, but I'll take on the "slop" aspect of it.
I need a random NPC image of an alchemist stall at a market. The PCs will probably interact with him like 10 minutes, to gather a clue. If ever, since I follow Alexandrian's 3 clues rule, and there is a chance the PCs will never have to interact with him. So basically, I won't invest a lot of time doing an image.
Using AI, I got a good enough result in 19 seconds of generation time, and 30 seconds of prompting. Being generous, I challenge you to do better by using whatever drawing technique you want, in under a grand time of 60 seconds, 11 seconds more than AI. I want a medieval alchemist on a market stall holding a red potion toward the viewer. I'll let you post your result, then I am sure several posters here will submit AI images and compare the results.