DDI Character Visualizer to have bust slider

[FireLance]

From the latest Confessions of a Full-Time Wizard.

The following quotes give me a bad feeling.

New DM clicks on the female human, and we both snap backward and gasp like grandmas at a Snoop Dog concert. "Nice . . . orbs," I say.

"This is the alpha version, don't forget," he says. "Soon we'll have a bust slider. That way, men will be able to depict the female characters they want, and women will be able to depict the female characters they want."

"This girl needs a visit to Dr. 90210 before she does a face-plant onto your keyboard."

New DM turns every shade on the top row in a Crayola 64-pack, and honestly, I'm also uncomfortable with him seeing human Tabitha like this.

"They're fake," I tell New DM. "You know that, right?"

New DM and I scroll through the clothing choices. I feel like I'm one of the hosts on What Not to Wear Adventuring.

Miniskirt and crop top?

Not appropriate for anyone over the age of 140.

Lara Croft catsuit? Too confining and way too unforgiving.

Bikini?!

"Whoa!" New DM says, fumbling with the mouse.

"Put some clothes on, young lady!" I shout. "You are not going adventuring like that!" My mom wouldn't even let me go out wearing dangly earrings.

Let the bashing begin!

 

[Mostlyjoe]

Naw. That's a cool feature. Anything that gives you more options, even the ecchi ones.

 

[Wormwood]

Naw. That's a cool feature. Anything that gives you more options, even the ecchi ones.

Yep.

IN before Dragonborn jokes.

 

[Mephistopheles]

The sooner they get Loxo in there as a playable race the better. I've been waiting a long time to give this lovely lass the upgrade she deserves.

As an aside, I believe that if we can have breasts on twin-trunked elephant ladies then we can have them on anything.

 

[robertliguori]

The sooner they get Loxo in there as a playable race the better. I've been waiting a long time to give this lovely lass the upgrade she deserves.

As an aside, I believe that if we can have breasts on twin-trunked elephant ladies then we can have them on anything.

Aboleths.


(This incident of SAN loss has been brought to you by robertliguori. Remember, insanity makes your brain tastier to our illithid masters. Have a nice day. The Elder Brain is your friend.)

 

[MaelStorm]

Yuck, what a bad article.

 

[GSHamster]

Well, if you don't have a bust slider, you'll have to have a set breast size, and you'll get people complaining that their breasts are too big or too small.

May as well leave it up to the player.

 

[MaelStorm]

Well, if you don't have a bust slider, you'll have to have a set breast size, and you'll get people complaining that their breasts are too big or too small.

May as well leave it up to the player.

I'm not complaining about the feature.

The article sounded like: "I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world!"

 

[Wormwood]

Ah, Shelly Mazzanoble, She-Who-Brings-Forth-Nerd-Rage.

Fun article. It's like Gilmore Geeks.

 

[Mephistopheles]

The article sounded like: "I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world!"

"Wrapped in full plate, it's just so great!"

Ugh. Those failed saves versus Aqua really left their mark.