Dick Clark is a Lich

[Green Knight]

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Cleric of Kord, God of Strength.

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Funny, I always though Arnold was just an extremely short hill giant.

Actually, thinking about it, we're both wrong. Arnold is actually the Deity Hercules in disguise.

The guy's driving around New York in a chariot and wearing a toga? Come on. WAKE UP, people!

Also, Sean Connery is the Green Knight. Don't believe me? Check out this picture. He's on the right.

Makes sense, though. How else could he successfully play the role of Ramirez in Highlander? After all, logically speaking, he'd be dead after Clancy Brown cut off his head, leaving him unable to star in any movies after Highlander as Hollywood discriminates against the Cranium Challenged. But since we have seen him in more movies after Highlander (With his head attached, no less!), it points to his having remarkable regenerative abilities. Now, if he were the Green Knight, then that's not a problem, as the Green Knight is known to be able to reattach his head after its been severed.

 

[AuroraGyps]

Joan Rivers???

Joan Rivers... I'm thinking mummy with that tight face of hers. Although, she's had so much surgery done, maybe she qualifies as Frankenstein's monster. As for her daughter... Talentless Golem.

 

[CrusaderX]

I think the Pope is a lich. He almost looks like one, at least, and every year I get more and more astonished that he is still alive. He's got to be dead.

Knocking someone because they have Parkinson's Disease is rather pathetic.

[sarcasm]
Hey, I know! Let's say that alot of people who are suffering from cancer and AIDS look like liches, too! Yep, them AIDS victims sure are creepy looking!
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[Dinkeldog]

Crusader, I don't think they were intending to make fun of the Pope because he has Parkinson's. I think they were making fun of him because he seems to be a billion years old. Kind of like making fun of Dick Clark because he's a billion years old. Tacky, sure, but not offensive in his own right, save that he's the Pope and your religious leader.

Note, however, that I reminded everyone to leave political figures, including the Pope off limits. That includes dredging things back up for past wrongs.

Let the thread live its normal lifespan by not doing that, eh?

 

[Andrew D. Gable]

I'm not sure exactly what kind, maybe a Wight or something. I think the insane amount of drugs he did have pickled and preserved him.

You know, funny thing, that's not a half-bad idea for a new undead. Seriously. Coming our way courtesy of Lords of Darkness (not BoVD).

 

[Xarlen]

Check out the Portable Hole Full of Beer (This Product Contains No Alcohol).

It has a 'Drug Fiend'.

 

[William Ronald]

Hmm, I wonder if Dick Clark sleeps at night in a vat of pickle juice as a preservative.

 

[tburdett]

"Well, we're confused. Who would be a political figure."

"Well you see, any of these should not be compared to negative creatures like liches, zombies (ju-ju or otherwise) or hag, nor should the creeping contents of the skulls be considered: Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, the Pope, Hillary Clinton, various and sundry other Senators, and the wives of former or current presidents. Michael Jackson is, of course, fair game."

Thanks for clearing that up. I understand perfectly. No presidents (past or present) or their wives. Thank you sir!

I should be in the clear with ...

Chelsea Clinton - Whatever she is, she's GOT to have Improved Grab with that mouth and those teeth.

 

[Ashtal]

Ahem ... just behave, okay?

 

[tburdett]

Ok.