Dirigible
Explorer
No? Then I'll tell you.
1) Crothian steals yet another march in my endless struggle to surpass his postcount.
2) Hypersmurf cries.
3) The number of New Post markers overloads your monitor, sending crescents of glass skittering like ten million razors through your soul. No, wait, that's from Linkin Park. Never mind.
4) There are, against all laws of actual distribution, active threads on three consecutive issues of Dragon and Dungeon.
5) Person X will have posted a thoughful, well-reasoned thread suggesting that Movie Y in fact sucks Monkey Z. Person A will have posted a thoughtful, well-reasoned reply implying that Movie Y does not, in fact, suck Monkey Z, and it is, in fact, Person X who engages in that passtime.
And, worst of all...
6) You will have missed the announcement of Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Nooooooo!
1) Crothian steals yet another march in my endless struggle to surpass his postcount.
2) Hypersmurf cries.
3) The number of New Post markers overloads your monitor, sending crescents of glass skittering like ten million razors through your soul. No, wait, that's from Linkin Park. Never mind.
4) There are, against all laws of actual distribution, active threads on three consecutive issues of Dragon and Dungeon.
5) Person X will have posted a thoughful, well-reasoned thread suggesting that Movie Y in fact sucks Monkey Z. Person A will have posted a thoughtful, well-reasoned reply implying that Movie Y does not, in fact, suck Monkey Z, and it is, in fact, Person X who engages in that passtime.
And, worst of all...
6) You will have missed the announcement of Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Nooooooo!
