Dragonborn: Boobs or No Boobs?

[Lord Fyre]

The inability to bitch when some artist draws them on anyway.

What makes you think that we would stop "bitching"?

 

[Shortman McLeod]

Sweet Jesus, people. Are we still talking about lizard boobs?

Doode, the PHB isn't coming out for awhile yet . . .

 

[Lord Fyre]

Doode, the PHB isn't coming out for awhile yet . . .

Yeah, we have to do something to keep ourselves occupied until then.

 

[Rel]

I think that ALL dragonborn, both male and female, should have boobs. Big ones.

You can't go wrong with more boobs.

 

[Lonely Tylenol]

I think that ALL dragonborn, both male and female, should have boobs. Big ones.

You can't go wrong with more boobs.

Why stop there? Imagine how proud a male dwarf would be if he had a rack to display his beard on.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

I'd just like to point out that Googling "dragonborn boobs" yields five pages of hits, only the first two of which are this thread.

I'm afraid to do an image search with the same string, though.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Well, for my milage...
[snip]

Any day of the week.

But I'm a man of iconoclastic taste in women. And I still don't like either o' them with scales, a tail, and spikey faceparts.

Well, yes ... classy beats skank any day of the week and twice on Sunday. But curves pwns flat, whether we're talking roads or women.

 

[James Heard]

What makes you think that we would stop "bitching"?

The fact that once someone starts knocking out "hawt dragonborn barbarian chicks" as cover art a lot of people will be converted to simply bitching about how all fantasy artists were bottle fed, and take it as a classy versus hoochie issue.

 

[James Heard]

Why stop there? Imagine how proud a male dwarf would be if he had a rack to display his beard on.

He'd certainly be more fun to get drunk.

 

[Lord Fyre]

The fact that once someone starts knocking out "hawt dragonborn barbarian chicks" as cover art a lot of people will be converted to simply bitching about how all fantasy artists were bottle fed, and take it as a classy versus hoochie issue.

You scare me.