Dragonborn: Boobs or No Boobs?

[JoeGKushner]

My opinion on dragon boobs is that there are some fans who should not be serviced in the D&D core rulebooks.

Like Fans of the Great Wheel and Racial Pantheons. To heck with those bastiches!

 

[Nellisir]

They aren't boobs, they are vestigial flight glands....errr.. underdeveloped balance bladders....errr... nevermind.

Maybe the breath weapon isn't a....ah...."breath" weapon?

 

[Lord Fyre]

Maybe the breath weapon isn't a....ah...."breath" weapon?

That would depend on what your definition of "is" is.

(And sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.)

 

[I'm A Banana]

She can, but she'd spend so much time fighting off Gamers Who Can't Get Laid that her talents would go to waste.

Yeah, who wants to fight off sticky-handed goblinoids when there are attractive Dark Lords to slay?

Psh. Your paladin is so superficial in the villains she associates with.

 

[mara]

Yeah, who wants to fight off sticky-handed goblinoids when there are attractive Dark Lords to slay?

Psh. Your paladin is so superficial in the villains she associates with.

Hey, this is D&D. The size of the villian's XP counts.

 

[Kmart Kommando]

Like the underwire, I support boobs.

 

[I'm A Banana]

Hey, this is D&D. The size of the villian's XP counts.

Is your adventurer one of those gals who wears the "I like good boys/I LOVE bad boys" T-Shirts I have heard so much about, traveling as I do in circles of high fashion?

 

[mara]

Is your adventurer one of those gals who wears the "I like good boys/I LOVE bad boys" T-Shirts I have heard so much about, traveling as I do in circles of high fashion?

Er, no. That kind of stuff needlessly confuses Nice Guys (TM), making them even more annoying. My paladin prefers full plate.

 

[thundershot]

In my campaigns, all female humanoids have boobs. They always have. They always will. I'm a big fan of boobs. Ask my wife.

You never see animalistic humanoids with 8 boobs. They only have two. Realism has already been tossed out the door. Let the Dragonborn enjoy their boobs.




Chris

 

[HeinorNY]

I hope the designer don't let their imagination be limited by our planet's singular evolutionary proccess.
Life forms here evolved the way they did not because that was the only way to evolve, but because that was the best way to evolve, here.
Reptiles can have boobs, hair, 3 eyes or get pregnant. They don't have in our planet because it was not needed.
It's a simple aesthetical matter, and for that I think it would be better for dragonborn to have boobs.