Dragonborn: Boobs or No Boobs?

[Wolfspider]

The thing to keep in mind, of course, is that dragons are neither lizards nor reptiles; they're dragons. And dragonborn aren't dragons; they're creatures with both human and draconic features.

Unfortunately, Races & Classes points out that dragons and dragonborn are greater and lesser versions of the same race, respectively.

So dragonborn ARE dragons...just of lesser power.

 

[Doug McCrae]

From Full Frontal Nerdity

The background for each panel looks like boobs.

 

[HeinorNY]

So dragonborn ARE dragons...just of lesser power.

And that's why dragonborn have breasts, because they suck.

 

[hong]

Posting in this thread is so beneath my dignity.

 

[Wolfspider]

I want to play a dragonborn wizard with a brassiere of commanding fire elementals.

 

[Rel]

The background for each panel looks like boobs.

Why must you assume that? It could be an ass!

 

[The Little Raven]

And that's why dragonborn have breasts, because they suck.

Or because they're cooler than dragons. If I can breathe fire and have wings AND boobs, then I fail to see any drawbacks.

 

[HeinorNY]

Or because they're cooler than dragons. If I can breathe fire and have wings AND boobs, then I fail to see any drawbacks.

I also think the dragonborn are cool, but I couldn't lose the joke

 

[Doug McCrae]

And that's why dragonborn have breasts, because they suck.

You've got it backwards, you noob. Breasts don't suck, they are sucked.

 

[Silvergriffon]

"Something boob-like" is clearly splitting the Pro-Boob vote, and should suspend its candidacy immediately! I have a sneaking suspicion that something boob-like is actually in cahoots with old no boobs and is only staying in the race to guarantee no boobs the win. Probably in exchange for possible consideration as a variant racial off-shoot. For shame.