Dragonborn: Boobs or No Boobs?

What is your boob preference for Dragonborn?

  • Yes to boobs

    Votes: 183 33.0%
  • No to boobs

    Votes: 283 51.0%
  • Something boob-like

    Votes: 43 7.7%
  • I'm more of a thigh person

    Votes: 46 8.3%

Nightmare Toilet said:
Tiefling copromancers need something to aim their "Vorpal Cleaveland Steamer" spells at! Breasts!

Your scatalogical humour is unwelcome, especially since you are spamming it across multiple posts.

If it appears any more you will be banned.
 

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I say, no boobs, so long as we give a sufficiently feminine aesthetic to the female dragonborn. A frill, a crest, a different color of scale all around... Even a pronounced female figure will work.

I have always been annoyed at the troll females in WoW for this reason. If you look at the Male, he has a permanent hunch. Longer fingers, nose, chin... And ugly. The female troll looks just like a human only with tusks and blue skin. This is in order to give the female sex appeal, which I find to be dishonest. It's a reminder that sex sells and these companies only care about the almighty dollar. I really don't want to be reminded of this fact whenever I see a female dragonborn.
 

Boobs are unique to humanoid mammals. Are dragonborn mammals? Do they lactate to feed their young?

I'd say probably not.

In terms of being a thigh person, dragonborn probably lay eggs too, right? In which case, the classic feminine figure of wide "child-bearing" hips doesn't make any biological sense either.

Suck it, dragonborn lovers. You can't tell guys from gals. :p
 

Hobo said:
Suck it, dragonborn lovers. You can't tell guys from gals. :p

Alas, Hobo, they've already published a picture of a dragonborn female with both boobs and pleasant curve of hips. So I'm afraid it will be you applying the suction this time.
 

Rel said:
Alas, Hobo, they've already published a picture of a dragonborn female with both boobs and pleasant curve of hips. So I'm afraid it will be you applying the suction this time.
I already can't tell the difference. That's why I flirt with everyone indiscriminantly.

It does lead to an abnormal amount of Crying Game situations though.
 

I voted "something boob-like."
Egg production requires concentrated stores of energy, i.e. fat. The fat could have gone on the thighs or abdomen, but natural selection favored those female Dragonborn whose "evidence of reproductive fitness" was closer to eye-level, and thus more noticeable. The same logic doesn't apply to Dragons, since they fly and aren't bipeds. ;)
 

allenw said:
I voted "something boob-like."
Egg production requires concentrated stores of energy, i.e. fat. The fat could have gone on the thighs or abdomen, but natural selection favored those female Dragonborn whose "evidence of reproductive fitness" was closer to eye-level, and thus more noticeable. The same logic doesn't apply to Dragons, since they fly and aren't bipeds. ;)

Giving rise to the saying, "Check out the evidence of reproductive fitness on her!" by teenaged dragonborn everywhere.
 

Rel said:
Alas, Hobo, they've already published a picture of a dragonborn female with both boobs and pleasant curve of hips. So I'm afraid it will be you applying the suction this time.

Ah, I hadn't really looked. Oh well.
 


SEXUAL DIMORPHISM IN LIZARD BODY SHAPE: THE ROLES OF SEXUAL SELECTION AND FECUNDITY SELECTION

Mats Olsson (A, B, C), Richard Shine (A), Erik Wapstra (D), Beata Ujvari (B, E), and Thomas Madsen (A, E)

A. The University of Sydney, School of Biological Sciences, Heydon-Laurence Building AO8, Sydney, New South Wales, 2006 Australia, B. The University of Gothenburg, Department of Zoology, Division of Animal Ecology, Medicinaregatan 18, SE 413 90 Gothenburg, Sweden, C. E-mail: mats.olsson@zool.gu.se, D. School of Biological Sciences, Macquarie University, Sydney, New South Wales, 2109 Australia, E. Molecular Population Biology Laboratory, Department of Animal Ecology, Lund University, S-223 62 Lund, Sweden

Abstract

Sexual dimorphism is widespread in lizards, with the most consistently dimorphic traits being head size (males have larger heads) and trunk length (the distance between the front and hind legs is greater in females). These dimorphisms have generally been interpreted as follows: (1) large heads in males evolve through male-male rivalry (sexual selection); and (2) larger interlimb lengths in females provide space for more eggs (fecundity selection). In an Australian lizard (the snow skink, Niveoscincus microlepidotus), we found no evidence for ongoing selection on head size. Trunk length, however, was under positive fecundity selection in females and under negative sexual selection in males. Thus, fecundity selection and sexual selection work in concert to drive the evolution of sexual dimorphism in trunk length in snow skinks.

Keywords: Fecundity selection, lizards, sexual dimorphism, sexual selection

Received: December 13, 2001; Accepted: April 10, 2002

DOI: 10.1554/0014-3820(2002)056[1538:SDILBS]2.0.CO;2

Section Editor: Pitnick
 
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