The_Gneech
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Henry said:I solved this in my campaigns with a wonderful invention called Paroxysm Arcana. It's a wonderful little magical disease, about 1000 years old, which starts removing the ability of mages and priests to cast their highest-level spells - one level at a time. Any high-level mage robbed of their highest level spells is NOT going to feel like going adventuring - they will likely fall back and try to figure out and cure what is ailing them. Let the PC's in on this little secret when they hit about 15th level or so, once their personalities of being do-gooders of legend have been established, and watch the fun when they figure out that, like Men in Black, Elminster wasn't training recruits - he is training replacements...
Whoa.
Now THAT'S cool! Serious bonus points for you!
YOINK!
Bendris Noulg said:Dear cattle,
We, the Illithid Empire, thank you for ridding us of the great Githyanki menace. For too long, their unified efforts to overthrow our rightful place as the dominant life form in all existance has been a great thorn in our side. Indeed, despite our ECL and class levels, none of our people were capable of taking her out. Nope, not so much as a scratch.
Thanks for doing what we, despite our great power, could never do previously. And, now that this road-block in our plans has been removed, you will be happy to know that the current lull in Mind Flayer domination is at an end. We sincerely appreciate your participation in restoring the true social order.
We do have one more favor to ask: Since you have become such heroic icons amongst the rest of the cattle races, kindly start shaving your craniums that such would become trendy amongst the common brain-donors. This will save us, your masters, an unmeasurable amount of time in the near future.
Sincerely,
One of One, Illithid Elder Brain Extraordinair
YOU WILL OBEY THE DALEKS OR YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!
OBEY!
OBEY!
OBEY!
-The Gneech
