Twowolves
Explorer
Teflon Billy said:To show, however, that there is balance in the universe; as I was perusing the wares an obvious "D&D Geek" approached me and began regaling me with tales of what he considered the "best trap ever" (it involved guessing prime numbers on a wheel and arranging the wheel so it lined up with a calendar of days of the week (or somehting) do it wrong and a trapdoor opens that 'sends your guy to the bottom level of hell')
When I commented that that seemed a bit harsh, he ignored me entirely and began to describe another trap that involved the use of an enlarge spell and a Magic Mouth and some other damn thing to trap PCs in a room.
I had no real response to this other than "mmm-hmmm" and a continuing effort to mind my own business.
he then asked if I knew where to find a group to play in Vancouver or Victoria and I recommended meetup.com and started gathering up my purchases.
As he scooted around into my line of sight again, I was informed that "Gold Elves are the best race...not Dwarves like most people think" (?), and a treatise on the subject began to be lectured to me.
My wife intervened at this point with a fairly terse "Kid? This conversation is over. Beat it."
How sad is it that my wife is now bodyguarding me from the socially retarded this way? When did I go soft?
His closing, anguished cry of "You're buying up all the good books man!!!" was just the final...I don't even know what.
You sir have just summarized nearly every encounter I have whenever I enter a gaming store alone in almost any part of the US or Canada. I am not kidding, it happens to me so often, I've described it as my super-power: flypaper for freaks.
Somehow, the sight of me, minding my own business, perusing an RPG, acts as some sort of beacon, a virtual neon sign saying "Come bother me with your boring tales of geekdom".