Vraille Darkfang
First Post
Maybe it the fact I've not been getting enough sleep lately,
Or maybe its the fact that I spent 2 hours yesterday having an oral surgeon remove one of my pack teeth & he gave me something so I wouldn't feel a thing.
But, while driving home from siad tooth extraction, I was listening to one of those talk radio shows & one of the guests mentioned his wife was a Vegan. Host piped in & asked if it was true what he's heard about vegan & vegetarians in general; namely that they had 'above average' generation of gases in their digestive system. Guest claimed it was, indeed true, vegetatians have more gas than 'normal' people.
So, I'm incapable of feeling my head & the thought pops into my head "Elves are vegetarians (more or less), does that mean they fart more?"
I mean, is that why elven communities always have to look so pretty? They have to compensate for smelling like a methane production plant.
Maybe that's why orcs hate them so much. Orcs have scent, elves blow noxious fumes out their backside at an alarming rate. Orcs don't want to kill the elves so much as be able to breathe freely once more.
That could be the reason they are seen as aloof & look down on all the other races. They think we are all incompetent twits, when in reality the other races are just trying to avoid passing out from the stench.
Maybe Troglodytes were orginally elves turned into lizard form.
Of course, that would mean elven rogues would have to make a Fort save when trying to Move Silently or 'give their position away with a warning blast'
Or maybe I should avoid thinking when the doc gives me really, really, good medicine.
Or maybe its the fact that I spent 2 hours yesterday having an oral surgeon remove one of my pack teeth & he gave me something so I wouldn't feel a thing.
But, while driving home from siad tooth extraction, I was listening to one of those talk radio shows & one of the guests mentioned his wife was a Vegan. Host piped in & asked if it was true what he's heard about vegan & vegetarians in general; namely that they had 'above average' generation of gases in their digestive system. Guest claimed it was, indeed true, vegetatians have more gas than 'normal' people.
So, I'm incapable of feeling my head & the thought pops into my head "Elves are vegetarians (more or less), does that mean they fart more?"
I mean, is that why elven communities always have to look so pretty? They have to compensate for smelling like a methane production plant.
Maybe that's why orcs hate them so much. Orcs have scent, elves blow noxious fumes out their backside at an alarming rate. Orcs don't want to kill the elves so much as be able to breathe freely once more.
That could be the reason they are seen as aloof & look down on all the other races. They think we are all incompetent twits, when in reality the other races are just trying to avoid passing out from the stench.
Maybe Troglodytes were orginally elves turned into lizard form.
Of course, that would mean elven rogues would have to make a Fort save when trying to Move Silently or 'give their position away with a warning blast'
Or maybe I should avoid thinking when the doc gives me really, really, good medicine.
