An hour or so later, at the local tavern...
"I never shoulda left 'er, *hic* ya know? She waz the very, very *hic* best. She was so sleek, so... *sob* so boootiful.I called her my Lady of the Sea, *hic* 'cause I loved her... jus' like I love the sea, ya know?
"But then the *hic* the local villagers began to catch on to me, ya know? I had to get outa there fast and *sob* I left her behind! She never woulda lasted the journey... *hic* It was much to far for her...
Yup, my Lady of the *hic* Lady of the *hic* Lady of the Sea was the best *sob* the very best fishing boat I ever had. I miss her. I hope *sob* that whoever is sailing her now, is treating her as good *hic* as good *hic* as good as she deserves..."
Kaltide's head drops to his arms on the table, where he sobs softly until he falls asleep about 30 seconds later.