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The Hoobastank ability applies a -2 to all rolls and effectively staggers an opponent, slowing their speed to half, effectlively a crawl. It then casts darkness, leaving the victims... crawling in the dark ;)

That's a nasty critter!
 

You think that's tough, wait til you get the ELH and see the stats for a Paragon Patoot. I don't want to spoil too much jusy yet, but think of a patoot with a +20 bonus to everything and max hit points. :)
 

Paragon Patootie

Swallow Whole (Ex) - from MM

Colon Blow (Ex) - Once every 1d4 rounds, the Paragon Patootie can release the contents of it's bowels in a cone with a range of 100ft. Any creature within the cone must make a reflex save [DC38] or be pinned by feces, Staggered (same effect as Hoobastank), and blinded. If the creature makes the save, they are still staggered, but not pinned or blinded. Special: the DC for Colon Blow is raised by 2 for every individual creature Swallowed Whole that day from sheer weight of the feces.
 
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that's about the worst way to be blinded I can think of.

By the way, what was the original topic of this thread anyway? Was that issue ever resolve. I honestly can't remember. :)
 


James McMurray said:
By the way, what was the original topic of this thread anyway? Was that issue ever resolve. I honestly can't remember. :)

Epic Level progression for prestige classes. I confused you. You confused me. We confused each other, and the next thing you know, we have Colon Blow (Ex).
 


The Paragon Hoobastank has other abilities. Do you want me to quote them ;)

Honestly, if a thread is going bad or nowhere, you can always quote from Colon Blow (Ex) and end it right there. It's a perfect tool ;)
 

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