Ever had others think you were gay?

[Ragnar_Lodbrok]

In middle school? Of course. But since then, I have no idea. If so, it's never been brought up.

 

[Zombie_Babies]

People still think I am gay; I choose not to date (for personal reasons), I am neat, know how to cook and the like. So many people - my own parents still - think I am gay. Because heterosexual men are obsessed with the vagina, are filthy, can't boil water and so on. Failing to meet these criteria automatically means one is gay. Even if you are not.

Umm ... quite a few of us who are 'obsessed with the vagina' are also clean, can cook and more. Jus' sayin'.

 

[Kramodlog]

Can I be two out of three and still be straight?

 

[Zombie_Babies]

Can I be two out of three and still be straight?

Apparently not. If you can make yourself presentable and maintain a decent home or cook for yourself you must be either totes gay or a unique and special snowflake.

 

[Nellisir]

Can I be two out of three and still be straight?

You're in Montreal. To many people, that's one strike against you already.

(I like Montreal. I'm sure it would've been lovely the one time I was there...if it hadn't been February. Maybe this summer.)

 

[Kramodlog]

So more people mean more potential gayness for me?

 

[Kramodlog]

Apparently not. If you can make yourself presentable and maintain a decent home or cook for yourself you must be either totes gay or a unique and special snowflake.

Aren't snow flakes a bit gay?

 

[Zombie_Babies]

Aren't snow flakes a bit gay?

I dunno. Bing Crosby seemed to like 'em and he was about as butch as you can get ... except for the singing ... and ... and the dancing.

 

[Kramodlog]

Bing? Sounds like a gay name.

 

[Zombie_Babies]

Hey! He hit people! He liked to hit people! Hell, he loved to hit people!