Umm ... quite a few of us who are 'obsessed with the vagina' are also clean, can cook and more. Jus' sayin'.
It's the cowboy boots you wear. They make you seem manly and hetero.The only time anyone has thought I was gay before I told them was when I was at a pride event. Don't really care one way or another about that.
What I find quite aggravating is the straight guys who say "wow, I never would have thought you were gay" as if it's some kind of compliment.