Everyman Wants To Be The Tiddy Bear

[Diamond Cross]

This is an actual commercial selling a product called "The Tiddy Bear".

I am so envious of that bear.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJUBFkVrk9s]YouTube - Tiddy Bear - Funny Infomercial[/ame]

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

A-freakin-men!

Ohhhh....

I wish I were a little Tiddy Bear,
I wish I were a little Tiddy Bear,
I'd be some girl's drivin' buddy
While ridin' nice & snuggy
Oh I wish I were a little Tiddy Bear

 

[Relique du Madde]

Breaking News! Tiddy Bear charged for sexual harassment for the groping of female actress during the Tiddy Bear infomercial.

 

[jaerdaph]

I just ordered one and I'm going to name him Mr. Tiddyfockers!

What?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

To paraphrase an old song:

"I was on the outskirts of a little southern town, trying to reach my destination before the sun went down

The old CB was blarin' away on Channel 1-9 when there came a little boy's voice on the radio line

And he said breaker 1-9 is anyone there Come on back truckers and talk to Tiddy Bear..."

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Or as Elvis might have sung:

"Baby let me be,
Your lovin Tiddy Bear
Put a chain around my neck,
And lead me anywhere
Oh let me be
Your Teddy Bear."

 

[Diamond Cross]

I just ordered one and I'm going to name him Mr. Tiddyfockers!

What?

Beware of "get the frock out of here".

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Mr. Tiddyfockers!

Wasn't that a Stephen King novel & movie?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

(You know, I sometimes get that one mixed up with The Wangoliers.)

 

[jaerdaph]

(You know, I sometimes get that one mixed up with The Wangoliers.)

You are so *on* with the clever lines this week!