Evil PC theroy

[Master Kaul]

Its my personal theroy that a flame war about Evil characters and them being allowed useage by PC's can be started by the most off-topic subject. And just like any good theroy, it must be tested.


"Water sucks, Gatorade is better"

Let the flame war commense.

 

[trentonjoe]

I usually don't do this but this is to funny...



@#$% that! I believe some Gatorade is better ( fruit punch, orange, piss-yellow) but the new flavors are crappy. I'll take the heavy metal infested water of NJ over the cloudy white new Frost Gatorade anyday.


(Not quite at Evil PC yet but I think we can make it)

 

[Vhane]

The only acceptable flavor for a "Hero" is Gatorade traditional (anti- freeze colored). I dont allow any other at my table.

 

[trentonjoe]

Your traditional view disgusts me. If you can't open your eyes wide enough to see that purple is the best option your are blithering idiot. The game needs options! You can't pigeonhole into only one type! This is the 3E of gatorade, if you don't allow options I'll never play with you!

 

[Crothian]

Tropical Punch. It has the tangy goodness of Paladins, along with the vile mixing of fruits for you evil people. Even 4 of 5 Druids support the drinking of it and right now I'm hunting down the fifth one to convince him to change his mind.

 

[Vhane]

trentonjoe: Your not very heroic, one could almost say your EVIL, and thus I wont let you play with me anyway.

 

[trentonjoe]

trentonjoe: Your not very heroic, one could almost say your EVIL, and thus I wont let you play with me anyway.

You wanna see heroic buddy? Come watch me put out the fire at the orphanage with Grape Gatorade!!!!

But wait, you'd like that. I think we should roll up some characters and START the fire at the orphanage. Yeah, that would be fun. Then we could sell the little brats into slavery, buy a politician with our profit, and create a wild goose chase that will keep the HArpers busy for months.

That's gaming buddy, just remember....

Grape Gatorade= nonGood Aligned PCs

(edit: And at least my name is pronouncable!!)

 

[Master Kaul]

Grape Gatorade= nonGood Aligned PCs

I belive i can rest my case

But I'm still interested in seeing the prolonged effects of Grape Gatorade on DM's, does this produce DM's that overrun campaigns with unstopable evil? Only time will tell.

 

[Vhane]

Whats this about my name being hard to pronounce? Are you from Jersy on sumthin. (My bad you are from Jersy, sorry.)

Its a Jordanized spelling of the word vain (vein).

I wish I'd had this message board in college, I think I have the long sought ethical proof of Grape flavoring being the favorite of the Devil here.

 

[Jack Haggerty]

Grape Gatorade?

Good God.

Not even my Eeeeevil PCs will drink that swill.