Evony Ad

[ssampier]

doesn't look very elvish to me. The ears are all wrong...

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Oh wait, it's a she.

 

[Orius]

Yeah, but NWN is actually a pretty damn good game. And didn't they use that ad in Maxim or something?

 

[StreamOfTheSky]

Those hands don't look right, the fingers are too short, it's bugging me. And yeah, that's the thing I walk away with from that pic. A critique of the hands. NICE ad, though.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

At least they used scorpion conchs, cowries, scallops, and (inexplicably) the delicate sand-dollars for her costume...

Instead of crabs.

Well, at least, only one crab.

But couldn't she have had a scallop loincloth and a crab pasties, as opposed to scallop pasties and a crab loincloth?

Or are they saying something judgmental? Is she an "Elf of the Evening?"

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Now the "Save your Lover" ad makes me think of the immortal words of Paul Simon in his classic song, "50 Ways to Leave your Lover"... altered below...

"50 Ways to Save your Lover"
<snip>

You just logon and hack, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
You're playing for free
No need to rush, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just make your foes flee, Lee
You're playing for free
<snip>

 

[Relique du Madde]

For reasons unknown (perhaps 2 reasons) I am reminded of this NWN ad:

Instead of crabs.

Well, at least, only one crab.

But couldn't she have had a scallop loincloth and a crab pasties, as opposed to scallop pasties and a crab loincloth?

Poor Girl has crabs.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

No, she has only one crab, but its pretty big...

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

The real question is - how does Evony play. I mean, it's free forever, right? Someone of you has to have tested it, after all these cleavage adverts!

 

[Relique du Madde]

No, she has only one crab, but its pretty big...

But remember kids, where you see one crab there are sure to be many more.... what?

 

[Aeolius]

No, she has only one crab, but its pretty big...

His name is Buster