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Experience Point: Become a Fit-Beard

I don’t have any clue as to how many fantasy RPG PCs I’ve played over the 30+ years I’ve been gaming. It’s a lot. Easily over a hundred. And they’ve been all over the spectrum in most ways I can think of from naughty to nice, wizards to warriors, stealthy to spectacular. There has been a big variety that has stretched my creativity in all sorts of ways, except when it comes to fitness. There I seem to be pretty unimaginative and that’s kind of hilarious.

When I’m playing a character who is out there having adventures, delving dungeons, and slaying all manner of bad guys, I more or less think of them as being in fantastic physical shape. And I mean on a certain level it makes a lot of sense. If you spend 50% of your day walking, 25% climbing out of ten foot deep pits, and the remaining 25% swinging a greatsword, you’ve probably got a vanishingly small percentage of body fat and rock-hard abs. Even my wizard type characters aren’t pudgy and out of shape, owing that they mostly hoof it everywhere (until they learn Teleport anyway) and carry everything they own on their back. Spellbooks aren’t weightless you know!

I have had, to the best of my recollection, one (1) PC who was fat and that’s because I rolled it as a disadvantage in Powers & Perils in approximately 1989. It was so notable a feature that the character was named “Chubbs” (I was a little less mature back then). I don’t recall Chubbs ever getting played a whole lot. But then again we rolled up lots of characters who got played little or none back then.

This is a bit of a generalization, but I’d venture to say most D&D characters are pretty fit. It makes sense if you think about it: You have complete freedom over this aspect of your character. Even if the rest of your stats are rolled randomly, you get to choose how you look. Paging through most of the art for fantasy games, you don’t see too many couch potato looking folks in the lineup. If being physically fit is as easy as writing the words, “Six foot two and 185 pounds of rippling muscle” into an “Appearance” blank on your character sheet, hey, why not?

It is, alas, not so easy outside the land of Greyhawk. Here most of us have doctors telling us that we could stand to lose a few pounds and cut down on the salt in our diet. I’m not going to sugar-coat this (says the diabetic): Gamers especially have a reputation for not being in top physical condition. The term “fatbeard” is there because it is frequently earned.

I’m not saying fat people are bad people. Far from it. But we know, especially as we get older, carrying extra pounds and being in poor physical shape leads to a host of other physical problems. Getting some exercise and acting a bit more like our player characters in that regard is a way to prove that Wis is not your dump stat.

I coach people a lot about fitness and I struggle not to feel like a hypocrite. My weight isn’t horrible (I weighed 187 a week ago and I’m six feet tall) but my exercise regimen is often sporadic. I’ve been sick a LOT this winter and that hasn’t helped either. I’m doing my best to get back to regular exercise, which, for me, is mostly running on my treadmill.

This is my chosen form of exercise not because I love running on my treadmill, but because it is the least objectionable form of exercise I’ve been able to find. It allows me to get rid of a lot of the variables, any one of which might push me from “willing to exercise” to “screw that, I’ll play a computer game and eat a bag of chips.” My treadmill is sitting five feet away from where I type this so there is no driving to the gym. And it’s never too hot or too cold or too rainy or too anything in my office such that I can’t get on there and run. Plus, it’s facing my computer screen, which means that I can listen to music or even watch a movie while I’m running if I want. I’ve completely set myself up to succeed. And yet sometimes I STILL don’t!

I’ve built other structures into my life over the last year to help me succeed when it comes to fitness. One of them was joining Fitocracy, which is a really cool website that appeals to the gamer in me. You get experience points for doing workouts, which in turn allows you to level up. You can earn achievements for doing different kinds of workouts. There are even quests you can complete by doing certain combinations of workouts. The Paperboy (where you bike a certain distance and then run as fast as you can for a half mile to simulate being chased by a dog) and Evolve (where you swim, do pullups, and run a mile in a single workout) encourage you to diversify your workouts. I know it sounds silly but those sorts of things motivate me and I generally feel better about them than the achievements I earn playing computer games.

In addition, I’ve started a group on Fitocracy (Scott Moore Coaching) so that some of my friends and I can keep track of each other’s progress, offer encouragement, and have friendly competitions with each other. This too has helped in terms of accountability and encouragement. Both of those are huge motivators in the coaching I do, so why not employ them for my own fitness goals too?

Another thing I’ve noticed for both myself and the clients I’ve worked with on fitness is: how you keep score is pretty important. Lots of folks want to lose weight and that’s a good thing. But tracking pounds lost is invariably a game of diminishing returns. The closer you get to your ideal weight, the smaller the numbers are going to be if you are strictly going by pounds lost. Instead, I encourage people to track the how often and how long they work out or the amount of reps they do or weight they lift. Those numbers will increase and are, to me, more fun to track.

I’d like to encourage any of you who are out there hoping to get into better shape to join our group (it’s mostly gamers in there anyway). If you are just starting out, you’ll fit right in with those of us who struggle to get our butts moving. And if you’ve been successfully working out for years now, join us and pay it forward. We could all use the help!

How do you find the motivation to get in or stay in shape? Have you found ways to make exercise fun? Or do you just put your head down and power through no matter what?
 

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And yes, I was fit: 300lb+ bench press, 3 leg-press sets of 10 reps at 700lbs, and juuust capable of touching the iron on a regulation-height basketball goal.

This is an excellent place to raise a point. "Fit" doesn't have a single meaning. What Danny describes here is one type of fitness - physical strength. This is different from, say, cardiovascular fitness (which he may also have had, I wouldn't know). And you *can* have one form of fitness without others. I know guys who can bench press more than I, but I can outrun them, for example.

Well, I have a pair of Border Collies who were not getting enough socialization or exercise. Killing 2 or 3 birds with one stone, we've gone on daily walks of 1 mile + for 38 of the past 42 days. IOW, my recent exercise regime has been working against the forces of a 2 dogpower, 8 paw drive engine with terrible controls for 20 minutes a day.

That, sir, is awesome! Good for you, and good for the pooches, in more ways than one, since exercise has psychological benefits for active breeds like border collies.
 

But then, I met the goal, went on the Run. Now what? What's to motivate me? Without the very concrete goal, it became harder to motivate myself to continue running.

Enter audiobooks. If I find a good audiobook (the Boston Public Library has a fine selection of genre titles), and only listen when I'm running, I find that to be a motivator ("Gee, I want to know what happens next... well, I guess I gotta go run, then!"). This, of course, fails when I get hold of a crappy audiobook, an issue I haven't fully conquered yet :/

This is an awesome idea. It is a great way to increase ways to exercise without increasing the drudgery of exercising. I may need to give this a try since I can't stand running to music after years of being taught and trained not to use music.

Also, your point about an exercise class structure to make a commitment is really good. It works really well to ensure someone exercises. Even making a commitment to a friend to meet at a gym, park, or somewhere else for exercise.
 

Thanks tons for all the comments! I'll hit a few highlights by way of response:

Razjah, keep up the good work. I've heard more than one person say that they went on a diet immediately following GenCon. Whatever works in terms of motivation.

Umbran, I'm currently training to do the Warrior Dash this June on my 42nd birthday so I know how such events can help motivate.

Mark, I'm a Life & Relationship Coach. I've got some certifications for working with couples using the same training that the clergy get to do pre-marital and marriage counseling. But I find that a lot of my work centers on helping people with time management, career focus, and work/life balance issues. Fitness is one of those things that kind of enters the picture along the way because it is an important part of living a balanced life. I don't claim to be a personal trainer or anything like that. But when it comes to finding ways to motivate, schedule and be accountable for basic fitness, I'm good at those parts.

NotZenon, I'll keep that in mind. I'm not even remotely close to putting a big dent in the available quests and achievements on Fitocracy. Congrats on doing so!

Morrus, I have found the same with aging. I don't really want to reform my diet so I'd better get my butt exercising. ;)

Mary, I've heard that from lots of folks that they get bored, especially doing the treadmill thing like I do. I tailor my advice to whatever works best for the client but, for me, having it be known and easily consistent is a big help.

Hyp, that game was epic. And yes, I was proud to be able to do a few pushups on demand. Even with my baby arms! ;)

Danny, dog walks are a great way for me to get exercise too. I discovered that they are killing way too many birds for me to ignore them. I consider the walks through my neighborhood to be meditation time (in fact I even wrote a column about that). Plus it makes the dog happy and that makes my wife happy. The exercise is almost gravy! Mmmm....gravy...
 

I know guys who can bench press more than I, but I can outrun them, for example.

In my case, genetic advantages for bodybuilding aside, I found I was too slow to outrun my bullies, so I had to defend myself. I never learned any formal fighting styles, but between my strength and my willingness & ability to escalate the comfrontation asymmetrically to their aggression?

Lets just say that, after a certain age, most of my tormentors stopped trying physical confrontations...
 

In my case, genetic advantages for bodybuilding aside, I found I was too slow to outrun my bullies, so I had to defend myself.

My comment was perhaps misleading. I am, by no means, a small, fast person. I'm naturally in the "built to lift heavy objects" category myself, and I'm no sprinter. However, I've been training to jog for half an hour nonstop. Most weightlifters I know slack on the cardio. They can lift more than me, but they are winded after a lap around the track, and I just keep chugging along.

I never learned any formal fighting styles, but between my strength and my willingness & ability to escalate the comfrontation asymmetrically to their aggression?

Lets just say that, after a certain age, most of my tormentors stopped trying physical confrontations...

I didn't pick up anything formal until I got into grad school - I took up a martial arts class offered at my university because I realized how much of a toll a summer spent doing research had taken on my health. My high school defense was being larger than the star quarterback, and generally pleasant demeanor.
 

My comment was perhaps misleading.
No, I wasn't thinking of you as Speedy Gonzales!

I was just saying that I had neither speed NOR endurance. I graduated from HS at 5'3", 250lbs. I was essentially a bowling ball on teeny-tiny little legs!

(Or, as one HS coach put it, I was a human fireplug.)

While most of my buddies were growing up, I grew across. Hell- when I finally hit 5'7", my shoulder size was the same as my 6'3" tall buddy.
 

Oh, another tip for those looking to get into fitness- load screens and commercials make excellent times to do exercises. Regularly do some type of ab workout during the breaks of movies or tv shows at night.

Another thing, I found to help is working out right before I shower. I don't like feeling gross, but working out when I am about to shower helps me get in some exercise and then get clean right afterward. Plus I can use the hot water to massage any sore areas from previous days.
 

Sitting in at 270 lbs (pun intended) and just barely making 6' with my shoes on, I've been trying to find some way to get the poundage off. I'd kill to be back down to 187 lbs. It's extremely disheartening coming from a time when folks used to poke fun about being able to see my ribs to my wife poking fun at my "Budda belly."

I've tried to set myself up with changing my diet and getting in at least some exercise. I've only had one coke in about 2 weeks, drinking most no-sugar-added fruit juices and trying to ween off that towards pure water. I've been trying to do two 15-minute walks at work during my break, but the way things have been, either some work emergency comes up thwarting me or my boss makes me feel like I have to sneak out to get the exercise. And of course, by the time I get home, I'm usually too mentally tired to try anything (and this time of the year, too dark).

Overall, I'd say the biggest problem I have is I don't feel like anyone wants to help me lose the weight. And I'm the kind of person who thrives on moral support. While I know it is up to me to fix this problem, I've never had to worry about trying to lose weight before and I just don't know what to do. In a way, it feels like everything is working against me.

In May, we'll be going Walt Disney World. I'd love to just be able to walk the length of Epcot without it killing me. Right now, a hike up 3 flights of stairs and I sound like a steam engine pulling into station.
 

Keep doing those stairs! Those will help you melt away faster than you think.

The last trip to Europe I took was to Russia; Moscow & St. Petersburg. Not only did we walk everywhere, we took stairs nearly everywhere except the Boeing offices. The Fedoskino Porcelain factory tour started by going up 5 stories by stairs.

I lost nearly a pound per day on that trip.
 
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