Experience Point: Become a Fit-Beard

I don’t have any clue as to how many fantasy RPG PCs I’ve played over the 30+ years I’ve been gaming. It’s a lot. Easily over a hundred. And they’ve been all over the spectrum in most ways I can think of from naughty to nice, wizards to warriors, stealthy to spectacular. There has been a big variety that has stretched my creativity in all sorts of ways, except when it comes to fitness. There I seem to be pretty unimaginative and that’s kind of hilarious.

When I’m playing a character who is out there having adventures, delving dungeons, and slaying all manner of bad guys, I more or less think of them as being in fantastic physical shape. And I mean on a certain level it makes a lot of sense. If you spend 50% of your day walking, 25% climbing out of ten foot deep pits, and the remaining 25% swinging a greatsword, you’ve probably got a vanishingly small percentage of body fat and rock-hard abs. Even my wizard type characters aren’t pudgy and out of shape, owing that they mostly hoof it everywhere (until they learn Teleport anyway) and carry everything they own on their back. Spellbooks aren’t weightless you know!

I have had, to the best of my recollection, one (1) PC who was fat and that’s because I rolled it as a disadvantage in Powers & Perils in approximately 1989. It was so notable a feature that the character was named “Chubbs” (I was a little less mature back then). I don’t recall Chubbs ever getting played a whole lot. But then again we rolled up lots of characters who got played little or none back then.

This is a bit of a generalization, but I’d venture to say most D&D characters are pretty fit. It makes sense if you think about it: You have complete freedom over this aspect of your character. Even if the rest of your stats are rolled randomly, you get to choose how you look. Paging through most of the art for fantasy games, you don’t see too many couch potato looking folks in the lineup. If being physically fit is as easy as writing the words, “Six foot two and 185 pounds of rippling muscle” into an “Appearance” blank on your character sheet, hey, why not?

It is, alas, not so easy outside the land of Greyhawk. Here most of us have doctors telling us that we could stand to lose a few pounds and cut down on the salt in our diet. I’m not going to sugar-coat this (says the diabetic): Gamers especially have a reputation for not being in top physical condition. The term “fatbeard” is there because it is frequently earned.

I’m not saying fat people are bad people. Far from it. But we know, especially as we get older, carrying extra pounds and being in poor physical shape leads to a host of other physical problems. Getting some exercise and acting a bit more like our player characters in that regard is a way to prove that Wis is not your dump stat.

I coach people a lot about fitness and I struggle not to feel like a hypocrite. My weight isn’t horrible (I weighed 187 a week ago and I’m six feet tall) but my exercise regimen is often sporadic. I’ve been sick a LOT this winter and that hasn’t helped either. I’m doing my best to get back to regular exercise, which, for me, is mostly running on my treadmill.

This is my chosen form of exercise not because I love running on my treadmill, but because it is the least objectionable form of exercise I’ve been able to find. It allows me to get rid of a lot of the variables, any one of which might push me from “willing to exercise” to “screw that, I’ll play a computer game and eat a bag of chips.” My treadmill is sitting five feet away from where I type this so there is no driving to the gym. And it’s never too hot or too cold or too rainy or too anything in my office such that I can’t get on there and run. Plus, it’s facing my computer screen, which means that I can listen to music or even watch a movie while I’m running if I want. I’ve completely set myself up to succeed. And yet sometimes I STILL don’t!

I’ve built other structures into my life over the last year to help me succeed when it comes to fitness. One of them was joining Fitocracy, which is a really cool website that appeals to the gamer in me. You get experience points for doing workouts, which in turn allows you to level up. You can earn achievements for doing different kinds of workouts. There are even quests you can complete by doing certain combinations of workouts. The Paperboy (where you bike a certain distance and then run as fast as you can for a half mile to simulate being chased by a dog) and Evolve (where you swim, do pullups, and run a mile in a single workout) encourage you to diversify your workouts. I know it sounds silly but those sorts of things motivate me and I generally feel better about them than the achievements I earn playing computer games.

In addition, I’ve started a group on Fitocracy (Scott Moore Coaching) so that some of my friends and I can keep track of each other’s progress, offer encouragement, and have friendly competitions with each other. This too has helped in terms of accountability and encouragement. Both of those are huge motivators in the coaching I do, so why not employ them for my own fitness goals too?

Another thing I’ve noticed for both myself and the clients I’ve worked with on fitness is: how you keep score is pretty important. Lots of folks want to lose weight and that’s a good thing. But tracking pounds lost is invariably a game of diminishing returns. The closer you get to your ideal weight, the smaller the numbers are going to be if you are strictly going by pounds lost. Instead, I encourage people to track the how often and how long they work out or the amount of reps they do or weight they lift. Those numbers will increase and are, to me, more fun to track.

I’d like to encourage any of you who are out there hoping to get into better shape to join our group (it’s mostly gamers in there anyway). If you are just starting out, you’ll fit right in with those of us who struggle to get our butts moving. And if you’ve been successfully working out for years now, join us and pay it forward. We could all use the help!

How do you find the motivation to get in or stay in shape? Have you found ways to make exercise fun? Or do you just put your head down and power through no matter what?
 

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Overall, I'd say the biggest problem I have is I don't feel like anyone wants to help me lose the weight. And I'm the kind of person who thrives on moral support. While I know it is up to me to fix this problem, I've never had to worry about trying to lose weight before and I just don't know what to do. In a way, it feels like everything is working against me.

Have you talked to your wife/family/friends/playgroup asking for some support and explain how you feel demoralized and it is making your fitness goals more difficult? That may help get those close to you to add their support and possibly even join you.
 

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This is an excellent place to raise a point. "Fit" doesn't have a single meaning. What Danny describes here is one type of fitness - physical strength. This is different from, say, cardiovascular fitness (which he may also have had, I wouldn't know).

If doing something winds you it's not because you have fitness shortcomings in the cardiovascular area, it's because the activity is beyond the muscles you are using and your body increases blood flow and then breathing in response.

For example, if you start running every day you'll find 90 days later that you have far more "endurance" for running that when you started, but the reason for this will be because of gains in your muscles on the outside of your skeleton more-so than any actual improvement in heart or lung performance. There will be heart and lung performance improvements, but they'll be making a minor contribution to your overall ability to run.

At this point if you want the same exercise for your heart, you'll need to increase the intensity or the length of the exercise. Or better yet, increase the intensity and then find another type of exercise for muscle groups you don't yet have developed whose use will get your heart racing again just like day 1 of the running. I'd recommend adding body weight calisthenics.

Basically separating fitness into categories is old science that's been outmoded. The average person absent of medical conditions is already, for most definitions of the word, cardiovascularly fit. Their heart and lungs are capable of supplying their body with oxygen well, well beyond what they use. The thing that prevents them from meeting targets in a fitness test related to running, rowing or other "endurance" exercises is not a shortfall in the fitness of their cardiovascular system, but in the muscles actually used to perform the exercises.

Instead of creating separate categories, people have found it's better to take a goal oriented approach that's a bit more holistic. There are many health benefits related to increasing your heart rate on a regular basis. If you can lift weights like a demon, but jogging winds you, then that might be a sign that you're not taking a whole body approach to fitness. Same thing goes if you can run for miles but picking up a milk jug sends your pulse racing.
 

The best structured exercise programs I ever did was when I alternated doing upper body power exercises and lower body endurance exercises one day followed by upper body endurance exercises and lower body power exercises on the subsequent visit.

That way, I was working my whole body for power and endurance, but the alternating isolation of upper & lower let me do so at a fairly aggressive pace without killing myself.
 

A few years ago I shed a bunch of weight. Following the football season I thought I had torn a tendon in my knee - it was killing me. Sadly, I had no excuse as I'm a coach not a player these days. So, I mentioned it to our staff trainer and mentioned I also was struggling with some back pain. He looked my knee over and said, "Coach, it's possible you have a torn meniscus (sp?), but really one of your problems is you are a fatass."

No, I didn't fire him ;) He is still on our staff today actually.

I dropped 60 pounds, back to my highschool weight and have never suffered any knee or back pain since. That was five years ago and I let a couple of pounds (8 to be exact) get back on my frame this winter, but I'm back on the horse.

I guess what I wanted to share is mere cosmetics was never enough incentive for me to drop weight and exercise. I really didn't mind being overweight and my wife and kids didn't care either. What has helped me stay on the straight and narrow is being pain free.
 


If doing something winds you it's not because you have fitness shortcomings in the cardiovascular area, it's because the activity is beyond the muscles you are using and your body increases blood flow and then breathing in response.

Perhaps I wasn't clear. My point is simply that one can train muscles to life great weights in very short bursts. One can also train my muscles for longer-duration, lower-output activities. The two do *not* come as a single package - you can jog all day, and that won't give my legs the "explosive strength" to do impressive standing long jumps. Those guys who go and lift heavy weights in short sets simply cannot keep up with me on the track, and I can't lift like they can.

Basically separating fitness into categories is old science that's been outmoded.

Yes and no. The categories are a result of styles of activity, whether you want them or not. If you want "general health and fitness" there's a lot to be said for not training too much in any one area, true. But by extension, then, if you follow a single form of training, you do *not* become generally fit - you get trained in a single activity. Your marathon runners are not weightlifters. Who knew?

Instead of creating separate categories, people have found...

Um, "people" is non-specific, and not an indication of expertise. "People" believe all sorts of untrue things, I'm sorry to say.
 
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Overall, I'd say the biggest problem I have is I don't feel like anyone wants to help me lose the weight. And I'm the kind of person who thrives on moral support. While I know it is up to me to fix this problem, I've never had to worry about trying to lose weight before and I just don't know what to do. In a way, it feels like everything is working against me.

Social support and accountability is one of the single best motivators at every stage of forming new habits. If joining our Fitocracy group would help you then please do so. Or don't hesitate to contact me directly. I'll help you any way I can. These kinds of changes are really difficult to tackle alone but they can have an enormous impact on your quality of life.
 

Um, "people" is non-specific, and not an indication of expertise. "People" believe all sorts of untrue things, I'm sorry to say.

Consider my eyes rolled. I figured that the utility of goal setting and the health benefits of a whole body approach to fitness had hit the point of common knowledge, but I'm still shocked at how much 1960s era exercise science is still engrained in people's brains. If you want to learn more, get yourself access to a periodical database and start reading up on the current peer reviewed research.

Below are some things that people might actually find useful in terms of reducing body fat and improving their fitness level that I won't back up with references. And I'm going to use "people" a lot too because this is about humans. Even if Umbran doesn't like it.

1) Fat on your body has roughly 3500 calories of energy in it per pound.

2) While some exercise can burn upwards of 1000-1500 calories in a single hour, maintaining that intensity is difficult for most people. So if you only end up burning about 500 calories per hour of exercise, you can still lose a pound every second week from exercise alone if you did half an hour a day.

3) A single bad meal can have 1500, 2000 or even more calories in it. If a person's goal is to reduce their body fat, a single meal can undo an entire weeks work. The first step in fat loss is getting your eating under control. If people hit the intensity needed to burn 1500 calories an hour and do that every day, they can undo all that hard work by overeating in the form of an extra sugary snack, a can of pop/soda, a late night snack and a lack of proper portion sizes at lunch and dinner. An hour of literally working your ass off can bring you no closer to your goal as a result of bad food choices.

4) If people find when they start exercising they are gasping and their heart is racing, it's not because they have a weakness in their cardiovascular fitness. Your lungs and heart, barring other medical complications, are sufficient to supply you with all the oxygen rich blood you need. The shortfall is in the muscles you are using to do the exercise. And this is a good thing, even if it is unpleasant! The increased heart rate allows people to burn fat after burning through the glycogen in their bodies. And as you do an exercise over an extended period of time, you'll find that it demands less and less of your heart and lungs as the muscles you use to do it strengthen.

5) What people find is the best approach is to get used to being uncomfortable. If your goal is to experience the health benefits of an increased heart rate than you are going to have to experience the unpleasant effects of exercising muscles beyond their current abilities. If your muscles strengthen to the point where your exercise choices become easy and you no longer feel uncomfortable as a result, congratulate yourself for you progress, but it's time to increase the intensity and change the muscle groups you are exercising.

6) Another major advantage people find of taking a whole body approach to their fitness is that it reduces injuries and the stress of repetitive motion. Lots of people find that regular running or jogging ends up being hard on their joints. And as your muscles related to a single exercise strengthen, the greater intensity will also mean a great amount of force that is applied to your joints. Constantly switching the muscles on your body that you exercise gives your muscles time to recover. People find it also gives them an easier opportunity to elevate their heart rate as they don't become used to the exercises they have chosen as quickly (as they are constantly changing). People also find it helps them stay motivated and interested as things are constantly new.

And if you think any of the above is wrong, do your own research.
 

One of the things i've always found interesting is having fellow nerds and players write themselves up as 'characters'. Or more specifically what i'm getting at is perception of fitness. Its often the out of shape people will give themselves a pretty high Con for example because "i'm pretty healthy" - but those of us who have been exercising for years often have a more realistic view - or then again maybe we have a more 'perfectionist' view and are too hard on ourselves.

But they have cast-iron stomachs, they can eat anything! :p

From Sept-Dec last year I did the P90X workout program which is kind of a mixture between the modern whole body approach and the old school hour and a half every day approach. The exercise volume was stupidly high IMO and I don't think I'll be doing it ever again.

I didn't have a followup in place so since then I haven't done much exercise and have probably lost most of my gains. I've done 4 or 5 of the early p90x workouts for maintenance during the last two months.

I've actually continued to lose weight -- I'm down to 193 from 200 since the end of the program.

I've heard that exercise is not actually very useful for losing weight, because it makes you hungrier which tends to erase the calorie expenditure unless your eating is tightly controlled. Of course if the reason you want to lose weight is for overall health, exercise is still a good idea because it has other health benefits not tied to weight loss.
 

Having gains eroded by eating is probably the most frustrating part of trying to lose body fat. Body fat is stored energy, so there's not too many ways of getting rid of it that don't involve expending energy.

In the end though, success or failure will depend on a change in life style. And the acceptance that this is a long term issue. Anyone who has struggled with their weight on a long term basis just need to think back five years and imagine if they did half an hour of moderate exercise every day and got their food under control. They'd easily weigh 75+ pounds lighter (assuming that much fat is there to lose). That's what's possible over the next few years. It's not an easy road to start on, but if you're going to be around five years from now, how do you see your life then? How do you want it to be?

While fitness and exercise are not primarily about weight loss, excessive body fat combined with a sedentary life style is asking for massive problems down the road-- on top of the issues it causes right here and now.

We don't need expensive equipment. We can do everything we need to be healthy using our own body weight. Some simple equipment can certainly help, but the most important thing is to start moving and getting eating under control.
 

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