Extoll your hate of Valentine's Day (was: Extoll the virtues of your love!!)


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After 4 years of looking forward to The Day, it's now a different situation. So I use this:

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Well, I intend to take my wife to a fine, romantic dinner! I have no hate of Valentine's Day. After living in Ohio and having to deal with "Sweetest Day" I can tell you V-day haters that you don't know the meaning of the word "saccharine". Valentine's is fine with me!

However, if you still hate Valentine's Day. Don't worry. There's still a guy who hates it more than you: http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/more_sex_than
 


This will be the third Valentine's day in a row that I've been single, but I don't hate Valentine's day. I also don't hate non-single people on Valentines day. Or any other time, for that matter. Maybe it's because I'm at a point where I'm not looking for love. I used to hate it a lot though.
 

Valentine's Day sucks. But I'm just biased because I'm single and drunk.

And I just went out with a bunch of girls. And I don't understand what the hell just happened.

Sorry women, but you suck. Men suck too. We all suck ass. Boo humans, boo.

Other than that, I'm not sure what I'm doing V-Day. Wait, yes I am. Working. Boo work, boo. Bloody Mondays...
 

I don't think that the true spirit of Valentine's Day has been captured yet because nobody has made a V-Day card that bursts open with Lovecraftian hentai for the reader of the card. You could call the line, Necronomicards....

Although the episode of Invader Zim in which the kids handed out Valentine's Day meat slices comes pretty close.
 
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V.day is one day before my birthday. I don't dislike or like it particularrily, but I expect I'll celebrate it some how...
 

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