Wulf Ratbane
Adventurer
Pielorinho said:
Wish I knew what the you know what you were referring to.
Wulf
Fall '03 Iron DM Tournament -- Wulf Ratbane is Iron DM!
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Wish I knew what the you know what you were referring to.
Wulf
Berandor
lunatic
I haven't read Wicht/Rune yet, but:
Nemmerle, couldn't you have taken Formian stats for the bees, with just a fly speed added? They have hive structre, workers etc. The bite damage could be their stinger, etc.
That's what I thought you'd choose, anyway.
Now, quiet, as the judge moves.
Nemmerle, couldn't you have taken Formian stats for the bees, with just a fly speed added? They have hive structre, workers etc. The bite damage could be their stinger, etc.
That's what I thought you'd choose, anyway.
Now, quiet, as the judge moves.
Imhotepthewise
Explorer
...you're killin' me!
From the other Brooklyn...in CT!
From the other Brooklyn...in CT!
el-remmen
Moderator Emeritus
Last night I dreamt I was hitting on this hottie nerdy woman and she had to go to work, so I walked her there and it was an immense bookstore - and on a shelf beside the counter was two shelves of thick volumes labeled "IRON DM" with other people's names on them.
I flipped through them and they were IRON DM reference books with tons of old entries, judgments, dos and don'ts in adventure writing, lists of ingredients and definitions of rare words and terms and a glossary. It was amazing. It was like 12 books each the size of the complete works of Shakespeare, plus some smaller books.
I don't remember the name of the author, but I started flipping out. "But I invented IRON DM!" I cried.
"No, these have been around for a long time. At least like 12 years," the hot nerdy woman said.
I was furious as I was certain someone had ripped me off. But then it struck me that I had never learned who had won the IRON DM of Fall 2003 - so I tried to find the right book with the results - but then it struck me - all reference to my name had been removed.
My anger tripled! And then the alarm went off and I had to get up and go to work.
Pielorinho, what are yo doing to me?
I flipped through them and they were IRON DM reference books with tons of old entries, judgments, dos and don'ts in adventure writing, lists of ingredients and definitions of rare words and terms and a glossary. It was amazing. It was like 12 books each the size of the complete works of Shakespeare, plus some smaller books.
I don't remember the name of the author, but I started flipping out. "But I invented IRON DM!" I cried.
"No, these have been around for a long time. At least like 12 years," the hot nerdy woman said.
I was furious as I was certain someone had ripped me off. But then it struck me that I had never learned who had won the IRON DM of Fall 2003 - so I tried to find the right book with the results - but then it struck me - all reference to my name had been removed.
My anger tripled! And then the alarm went off and I had to get up and go to work.
Pielorinho, what are yo doing to me?
MerakSpielman
First Post
nemmerle, that's just priceless.
Pielorinho
Iron Fist of Pelor
Okay -- whew! I'm on a computer for the first time since Sunday afternoon. Yesterday was about fifteen kinds of fun -- but we ended up deciding not to take the slack-butt house-sellers and their sleazy agent to court, so at least the fun is more or less over.
I'll get both judgments posted today. Thanks for your patience.
Daniel
I'll get both judgments posted today. Thanks for your patience.
Daniel
