Famous people you'd like to see play a D&D campaign

[Tav_Behemoth]

I often think that the classic D&D party is very similar to the essential formula for a rock band. Thus, my ideal campaign would be:

DM: Brian Epstein

Human rogue: John Lennon
Halfling cleric: Paul McCartney
Elven wizard: George Harrison
Dwarven fighter: Ringo Starr

Yeah, my fantasy involves resurrection. So?

I notice no one seems to have been imagining roles for themselves. I know I'd be too busy leaping out of my seat screaming in ecstasy like a teenaged girl at Shea Stadium to get any actual playing done...

 

[Hypersmurf]

I'm afraid you guys are all in breach of the rules of Celebrity DM.

It's not sufficient to simply post a list of names. You must also include a transcript of what a session with your proposed group might sound like, while playing through Monte Cook's world-famous adventure, The Orc and The Pie.

-Hyp.

 

[sledged]

Samuel L. Jackson - The Bad@ss mo fo Fighter

"Hand me my bastard sword. It's the one that says ‘Bad Mother &?%#er' on it."

 

[Angcuru]

Donald Rumsfeld & Stephen King - DM Team

Ken Watanabe - Oh So Serious Yet Comically Funny Monk with very wiggly eyebrows.

Jerry Seinfeld - Bumbling Bard who can't seem to find the right schtick.

Elijah Wood - Barbarian weilding a really big two-bladed sword which he uses to throw himself into a cartwheel of death. Also has obsession with shiny objects.

Bruce Springsteen - Evangelist Cleric out to prove that he's not over-zealous...zealously.

Sam Jackson - Bad-Ass Mofo Promiscuous Sorcerer with a secret agenda.

San Neil - Grizzled, Yet Tough Old Swashbuckler who refuses to drink non-alcoholic beverages.

Charlie Sheen - Sam Neil's promising apprentice sword-swinger who doesn't have a clue.

Bernie Mack - Loud-Mouthed Paladin with a habit of compulsively bowing graciously to pan-handlers.

Rick James - Delerious, Yet Incredibly Skilled Rogue with no eyebrows and huge hands.

Stevie Wonder - The Beloved King who bestows our heros with their quest to...jazz up Baator and turn Mount Celestia into a haven for beatnicks!!!! And create the perfect cup of tea while they're at it.

Elen Degeneres - Recurring Incompetent Villain with Adult Attention Deficite Disorder who the group never notices because she's that pathetic.

Kevin Spacey - The All-Powerful, Extremely Bored wizard who holds the secret of where to find the Tea Leaves of Eternity ....but first they must do for him a task...

John Cleese - Evil Overlord with a Great Sense of Humor who the Heroes must placate in order to get the Tea Leaves from Kevin Spacey.

the list goes on...

 

[sledged]

John Cleese - Evil Overlord with a Great Sense of Humor who the Heroes must placate in order to get the Tea Leaves from Kevin Spacey.

I thought the obvious rolls for him would be the dramatic paladin, the witch-burning commoner, or the enchanter called... Tim?

 

[Angcuru]

Oh Blah! He needs something new and unexpected! How about a wet nurse? Or the Head Executioner in a movie documentary about Beheadings?!

 

[shock the monkey]

DM - Robin Williams

Barbarian - Gary Coleman
Wizard - Howard Stern
Rogue - Bob Dole "Bob Dole checks for traps!"
Bard - Dave Chapell
Cleric - Sandra Bernhardt
Paladin - Sam Kinison

 

[KnowTheToe]

Lets see, the question was, what celebrities we would like to see play D&D nude (cause otherwise I don't care)

Jennifer Aniston as a bi-sexual DM

Jessica Simpson (couldn't remember her name so I did a search under "dumb singer") - As a nympho bi-sexual mute bard

Angelena Jolie - As herself (she is freaky enough naturally)


Oh, heck, I don't need anymore than those three, who am I kidding.

 

[Macbeth]

Rogue - Bob Dole "Bob Dole checks for traps!"

Ooops! Never mind. Still funny

 

[Easy_Tiger]

William Shatner as a fighter/bard- after all in star trek he was the most bad assed fighter ever and he always got the chicks " i bet 40 quatloos on the newcomer"

Khhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!