Famous people you'd like to see play a D&D campaign

[Shadowdancer]

I'd like to see a campaign with Pat Benatar, Kate Bush, Lita Ford and Shirley Manson as the tavern wenches. If I was in the group, we'd never leave the tavern. At least I wouldn't.

Seriously, here we go:

Quentin Tarantino as DM

Mike Myers as the Barbarian
Samuel L. Jackson as the Paladin
Daniel Day Lewis as the Ranger
Joanne Whalley as the Fighter
Joan Severance as the Rogue
Miranda Otto as the Bard
Nicole Kidman as the Sorcerer
Morgan Freeman as the Wizard
Chow Yun-Fat as the Cleric
Mira Sorvino as the Druid
Zhang Ziyi as the Monk

 

[mac1504]

Seriously, here we go:

Joanne Whalley as the Fighter

Man, did I ever have a crush on her when Willow came out!

 

[Kax Tuglebend]

Funnily enough Terry Pratchett did play D&D back in the 1980s - not sure if he was a DM or player though.

i seem to recall there being a forward in GURPS Discworld that said the first ever adventure he wrote (one assumes D&D) involved a toilet and a wooden chest with many-many feet...

(so i would say DM)

 

[Particle_Man]

And if one of the above couldn't make it to a game, his or her character could be played by Jim Carrey (the perfect substitute player!)

 

[WayneLigon]

Kevin Smith as the DM

Tobey McGuire as the young Bard
Rowan Atkinson as the Secret Thief Pretending to be a Fighter
Alan Rickman as the sarcastic archer
Morgan Freeman as the Wizard
Uma Thurman as the sword-wielding Cleric/Paladin

 

[Berandor]

DM: George RR. Martin
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WHM: William H. Macy as the Halfling Bard
AJ: Angelina Jolie as the Cleric of Sune
HW: Harvey Weinstein as the Wizard
GL: Geroge Lucas as the Elven Paladin
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(INT) A KITCHEN. AROUND THE TABLE SIT 4 PERSONS: DM, WHM, AJ, HW. NOTES LIE ON THE TABLE BEFORE THEM. ONE CHAIR IS FREE. WHM, AJ, HW LOOK DISAPPOINTED.
(SOUND OF DOOR OPENING)
GL (ENTERS): Hey, Double-R! I'm really looking forward to the adventure tonight.
DM: I'm sorry. I haven't finished yet.
GL: What? Again no game?
DM: Hey, I didn't say that. I'm going to do it on the fly.
GL: Cool. (SITS) Let's go. (TAKES OUT CHARACTER SHEET AND DICE)
DM: Right. So, you enter the dark cave leading to the dungeon where untold riches hopefully wait for you to find. You come upon a door.
AJ: Stop It!
DM: What?
AJ: Not you, Harvey!
(HW SMILES INNOCENTLY)
DM: Oh no, you didn't?
WHM: Here we go.
AJ: I told you to keep your hands off of me!
HW: But Lina, we'll start casting for "Mrs. President" next week.
AJ: Really? Hmm. Still, keep away.
WHM: Can't we just play?
DM: Yeah. Right. So you come before a door.
GL: A door? In a cave? You suck!
AJ: You keep shut. We still remember your alternate magic rules. Midichlorians my ass!
GL: You're just not seeing the big picture here.
HW: How about I throw in top billing for the next Sky Captain?
AJ: No.
WHM: Can we just get on?
DM: So, you're standing before a door.
GL: (GRUMBLING) In a fricking cave
WHM: So, uh, Sam examines the door. Are there any traps?
DM: Roll a Search check.
AJ: I still can't believe you named your character Sam.
WHM: (SHRUGS) I like the movies.
(HW GRIMACES)
WHM: (ROLLS) 18.
DM: No traps that you're aware of.
WHM: Hmm. Maybe I should...
AJ: I open the door.
DM: Uh, you come into a room. In it you see... an orc... and... a pie.
GL: An orc and a pie? That's all? You suck!
HW: The Pie is mine! Mine!
WHM: Sam approaches the orc in a friendly manner.
GL: I ready my bow.
DM: The orc looks afraid, and glances from you to the pie and back.
HW: It's magical! It's MINE!
DM: The orc says,
GL: I shoot him with my bow! (ROLLS) 12 points of damage!
WHM: (SIGHS) So much for putting skill points in languages.
DM: Alright, your arrow hits the orc in the chest, and it drops dead.
HW: I grab the pie! Suckers!
AJ: I cut out the orc's tongue and eat it.
DM: Sure. You cut- what?!
AJ: You heard me!
DM: Oh, God! No, first things first. George, you lose yor status as paladin for attacking a friendly creature.
GL: No way! The orc shot first!
WHM: That's it! I'm out of here. I'm going back to Tom Cruise's game!
GL: These munchkins?
WHM: They may be munchkins, but at least they're playing! (LEAVES. Slams DOOR SHUT)
AJ: What's up with him?

 

[Faerl'Elghinn]

DM: George RR. Martin

YES!! G.R.R.M chews up Stephen King and Robert Jordan like one big wad of gum, spits them out, hops up and down on them, puts them back in his mouth, drinks a couple of beers, and then goes and takes a crap. And I love both Jordan and King. Martin is the absolute master of intrigue, man. I hardly slept at all while reading The Song of Ice and Fire (1 more month...). I would love for him to run a homebrewed campaign...