sledged said:"Hand me my bastard sword. It's the one that says ‘Bad Mother &?%#er' on it."
JT: So what you gonna do?Prince of Happiness said:"COMMON, muthaf***a, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
Orc: Snork?
Samuel L: SAY SNORK AGAIN, MUTHAF***A! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU! I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU! I SAID, DOES ROGAHN LOOK LIKE A B****?!
O: No?
SL: Then why you tryin' to f*** him like one?
O: Snork?
*crossbow bolt to the head*
Robbert Raets said:Angela Lansbury as the Bard/Master Inquisitive
Macbeth said:Oh yeah.... Johnny Depp... and Kevin Smith, that would be a fun game.
My list:
DM - Either Terry Pratchett (the Author of the Discworld books) or Chuck Palahniuk (the author of Fight Club)
Thats pretty funny. One of my recent characters was Brother Jules, a Monk/Cleric who walked Oerth, helping people, getting into adventures and sh**Tarrasque Wrangler said:JT: So what you gonna do?
SL: Well, I've been giving it a lot of thought, and I've been sitting here contemplating that. And I've decided that I'm going to walk the Oerth, like Ember the Monk.