He's just looking for someone who has the awesome blow feat.
I have to wonder what the rest of ENWorld will think of me from here on out. Thanks Danny, you've kicked my reputation to the gutter.
It wouldn't have made a difference last session, the *entire* party was stricken blind. Er, no that's not meant to be any sort of pun. Thankfully the party ardent shook it off and took the blindness from my knight so I could wreck triggered attack hell.
Heh. That sounds like Harry Potter's nasty 50's pulp novel evil twin. "Harry...Caber? I knew your father James Caber, but we all called him 'Prongs' because his animagus was a stag..."
At least we haven't devolved into an argument where everyone assumes their positions and just keeps rehashing the same points in increasingly rude ways. I mean it would be hard to argue with a straight face: "Richard the Large!" "Bah! Sizable William!"
