Perfect way to roll with it! Thanks!"A man of my station will not sully his lips with the name you have obviously assigned yourself. I shall call you Richard the Large, Sizable William, or Johnson, son of Johnson. I give you the choice, knave."
Uh..... Fifth amendment? No he's a cool guy, just his "my father was raped by an orc" jokes are not my kind of humor. Does that make me a traitor to gamers everywhere?Are you sure?
Heh. That or Willie Nelson.Start calling him Little Richard and encourage him to become a bard.