Fellow PC with an unfortunate name

[was]

I'd ignore him altogether. He's probably wanting the attention. If you cant avoid him though, I'd just call him Orc.

 

[brewdus]

See if the DM will let you hire a henchman named Incontinentius Buttocks!

 

[Quickleaf]

Groan. What have I started?

"Stop waughing! He wanks high as any Woman!"

"A man of my station will not sully his lips with the name you have obviously assigned yourself. I shall call you Richard the Large, Sizable William, or Johnson, son of Johnson. I give you the choice, knave."

Perfect way to roll with it! Thanks!

Hugh of Dongle, Johny Henry the Greater, Jack Hardwick, Thomas Longfellow, Roger Highstaff... When an NPC asks his name I'll make sure to cut him off and use one of these.

 

[Agamon]

Kick the player in the 'nads?

Okay, seriously...um, no I was serious. Taking his wallet afterwords is optional.

 

[john112364]

Unless you're playing in a game with a comedy theme, I would say that this player named himself well.

 

[The Shaman]

It could be worse, [MENTION=20323]Quickleaf[/MENTION] - it could be the player's name.

 

[Quickleaf]

[MENTION=26473]The Shaman[/MENTION]
You do have a way of putting things in perspective.

At least he doesn't come to the game dressed as his character.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Are you sure?

 

[Fate Lawson]

Start calling him Little Richard and encourage him to become a bard.

 

[Quickleaf]

Are you sure?

Uh..... Fifth amendment? No he's a cool guy, just his "my father was raped by an orc" jokes are not my kind of humor. Does that make me a traitor to gamers everywhere?

Start calling him Little Richard and encourage him to become a bard.

Heh. That or Willie Nelson.