L’Timm “Spells that Go Boom”
(Based on L’Trimm’s “Cars that go boom”)
So many tomes, where can I start?
Yeah, I like them dull and I like them sharp.
I like the ones with the flashy glyphs,
Well I like all kinds of bits.
Stop. What happened, how about the ones I especially like?
Which ones?
You know the ones with the spells that go...
You hear me...
Hit it!
I like them big, and I like them small,
I like them one, and I like them all.
I’m always adding storage when I find the room,
‘Cause I also like the wands, rods and staves that go boom.
See, I’m a busy man with no time to waste
I wanna stop my foes with all due haste
I can cast other spells, but won’t make it a habit
Whatever I sling had best work on rabbits.
I like the spells, the spells that go boom,
I’m Tim the Enchanter and I like the boom.
I like the spells, the spells that go boom,
I’m Tim the Enchanter and I like the boom.
It was me all alone ’gainst Bunny, yeah
I was cruising in the fens and the heather there
When lo and behold there appeared a mirage,
He was chewing up a knight, left a bloody visage.
I stopped short, did a double take,
He was looking so small, I thought I wasn't awake.
He was obviously taking his time, I asume,
But then he took a second nibble and the knight was doomed.
I like the spells, the spells that go boom,
I’m Tim the Enchanter and I like the boom.
I like the spells, the spells that go boom,
I’m Tim the Enchanter and I like the boom.
Now if your scrolls ain't got it, go out and get it,
You need the boom and don't you forget it.
So turn down the necro, and explode your space,
So your awesome can be heard almost any place.
‘Cause when you're in the hills you can't go far,
Without hearing the boom pouring out your car.
So if your spellcraft’s weak, then please just walk out,
‘Cause I like the spells that leave no doubt.
I like the spells, the spells that go boom,
I’m Tim the Enchanter and I like the boom.
I like the spells, the spells that go boom,
I’m Tim the Enchanter and I like the boom.
Everybody just wave your wand
Everybody just wave your wand if you hear me,
Now cast!
Hit it!
Boom, Boom Boom Boom Boom!
Come on everybody!
Hey, hey hey hey hey!
Boom, Boom Boom Boom Boom!
(Based on L’Trimm’s “Cars that go boom”)
So many tomes, where can I start?
Yeah, I like them dull and I like them sharp.
I like the ones with the flashy glyphs,
Well I like all kinds of bits.
Stop. What happened, how about the ones I especially like?
Which ones?
You know the ones with the spells that go...
You hear me...
Hit it!
I like them big, and I like them small,
I like them one, and I like them all.
I’m always adding storage when I find the room,
‘Cause I also like the wands, rods and staves that go boom.
See, I’m a busy man with no time to waste
I wanna stop my foes with all due haste
I can cast other spells, but won’t make it a habit
Whatever I sling had best work on rabbits.
I like the spells, the spells that go boom,
I’m Tim the Enchanter and I like the boom.
I like the spells, the spells that go boom,
I’m Tim the Enchanter and I like the boom.
It was me all alone ’gainst Bunny, yeah
I was cruising in the fens and the heather there
When lo and behold there appeared a mirage,
He was chewing up a knight, left a bloody visage.
I stopped short, did a double take,
He was looking so small, I thought I wasn't awake.
He was obviously taking his time, I asume,
But then he took a second nibble and the knight was doomed.
I like the spells, the spells that go boom,
I’m Tim the Enchanter and I like the boom.
I like the spells, the spells that go boom,
I’m Tim the Enchanter and I like the boom.
Now if your scrolls ain't got it, go out and get it,
You need the boom and don't you forget it.
So turn down the necro, and explode your space,
So your awesome can be heard almost any place.
‘Cause when you're in the hills you can't go far,
Without hearing the boom pouring out your car.
So if your spellcraft’s weak, then please just walk out,
‘Cause I like the spells that leave no doubt.
I like the spells, the spells that go boom,
I’m Tim the Enchanter and I like the boom.
I like the spells, the spells that go boom,
I’m Tim the Enchanter and I like the boom.
Everybody just wave your wand
Everybody just wave your wand if you hear me,
Now cast!
Hit it!
Boom, Boom Boom Boom Boom!
Come on everybody!
Hey, hey hey hey hey!
Boom, Boom Boom Boom Boom!
