Everyone knows that in a fight, the wizard wins, on so many levels. (Skeleton armies, summoned minions, Meteor Swarm, or even just Blink + Hold Person.) And I do enjoy playing wizards.
But the fighter still gets my vote here, because I would enjoy playing a fighter in a solo campaign as much or more than playing a wizard, partly because the wizard is too obviously "easy mode."
What is best in life? To crush the Wizards -- See them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of the people who voted for them.
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I'll start small...
"I call upon the Malcontent Mists of Mithterious to cloud your mind's eye and judgement. You have no will but to serve mine own. Ath zaph zarath arakus!"
<As my fingers fluctuate in soothing, almost hypnotic, waves and a rose-tinged violet haze passes before your vision. You breathe in the subtlest hint of strawberries before the aroma and haze are gone. OOC: Casts Charm Person. save DC 20.>
"Let us be the best of friends, lowkey13. I would very much appreciate it if you could do me the slightest favor. Could you be so kind as to remove your Fighter vote and place another vote for the Wizard? For me...Pleeease?"
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Do you know how I like to bury Wizards?
Enthusiastically and in bulk.
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I think that I shall never see,
A poem that kills Wizards reliably,
But if I do, by Crom's word,
I'll use it to kill two Wizards, and maybe a third.
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