[Fire Mountain Games] Call Forth Darkness

Hahahaha - body fluids are so funny.

On an unrelated note, can anyone figure out why so many people think gamers are immature?

It wasnt that the piss itself was funny, it was the whole "wow, the only thing we can use to stay alive is the excrement of this dwarf". Pissing in a fountain was completely justified, in a sense of historical accuracy, body excrement is universally considered foul and unholy.
 

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Over the last weeks we've shown you a lot of beautiful art by Michael Clarke, our in-house artist. But so far we haven't shown you much of his cartography. Let's change that.

This is Talingarde where the entirity of the "Way of the Wicked" adventure path is set. This is the player's map and is spoiler free.

This is where your wickedness will be wrought.

Enjoy.

Gary McBride
Fire Mountain Games

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Pissing in a fountain was completely justified, in a sense of historical accuracy, body excrement is universally considered foul and unholy.

Well, we'd hate to interfere with historical accuracy and reduce verisimilitude. Especially when the crimes these characters have likely committed clearly would have the result of incarceration if we're applying late middle ages/early renaissance concepts of crime and punishment, right?

Of course, no prison would be complete without a curative fountain in its courtyard. I'm sure the first thought of any reasonable society on discovering miraculous healing waters would be "let's build a prison around it to house the worst our society has to offer".

And clearly the use of bodily fluids to desecrate things such as a fountain is borne out by results such as the continued effectiveness of the fountain's waters in healing wounds. And what historically accurate character (especially dwarves who, as we all know, abound in historical renaissance Europe) would not immediately think to force the befouled waters down the throats of his wounded fellow escapees.

Really, to each his own, and blowing off some steam with a bit of low brow humour can be fun from time to time. But let's not try to justify the grade school humour as necessitated to preserve the "historical accuracy" of a fantasy RPG.

Unrelated to the above, that is a beautiful map, Gary.

Is Talingarde in any way derived from the old Telengarde computer game? Boy. that was a lot of years ago - and speaking of juvenile humor, if one removed the disk, then saved the game, it broke the code and one could rewrite the Basic program to revise the game's standard descriptions.
 
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Unrelated to the above, that is a beautiful map, Gary.

Is Talingarde in any way derived from the old Telengarde computer game?

N'raac,
Thanks for the kind words! I'm glad you are enjoying the map. Mike Clarke, the illustrator, is a superb cartographer.

I am completely unfamiliar with the old Telengarde computer game, so it bears no intentional relation.

Gary McBride
Fire Mountain Games
 

And here is preview art from the upcoming "Way of the Wicked Book Three -- Tears of the Blessed".

This is one of the minions you can gain in that book and is another fantastic sketch by our artist Michael Clarke. In the book, it will be full-color.

This is the Nessian Warhound.

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Enjoy!

Gary McBride
Fire Mountain Games
 

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