Food - Peanutbutter & ______ Sandwiches

[reveal]

There's an episode of the TV show "M*A*S*H" in which Major Burns sees a local burying something near the camp, and is sure that it's a land mine. He has it dug up, and it turns out it was a pot of kim chi.

That's the only reason I know what Kim Chi is.

 

[the Jester]

I like peanutbutter sandwiches. So much so, that I have tried various kinds of other condiments than jelly on them. So far I have had them with grape jelly (my fave kind of jelly), honey and chocolate syrup. Yes, chocolate syrup. I took some PB over to a friends house this past weekend and he didn't have any jelly so he put chocolate syrup on 'em instead. I have to admit, it wasn't at all bad. What other condiments besides jelly do you like on your PB sandwiches? And what other condiments would you reccommend to someone thats willing to try anything once?

Peanut butter and Miracle Whip. Yum yum!!!

But for god's sake, DON'T DO PB & MAYONNAISE!!! Miracle Whip and Mayonnaise are entirely different and don't let anyone tell you different!

 

[reveal]

But for god's sake, DON'T DO PB & MAYONNAISE!!!

Suh, I say, suh, you have offended me.

 

[the Jester]

My god, just read through this thread and I cannot believe how many PB & Mayo lovers there are. I hope nobody took offense at my railing against it above- I guess it's all about individual taste.

Jesus, you guys. PB & mayo? Ick!

 

[reveal]

My god, just read through this thread and I cannot believe how many PB & Mayo lovers there are. I hope nobody took offense at my railing against it above- I guess it's all about individual taste.

Jesus, you guys. PB & mayo? Ick!

My wife always looks at me funny when I make one. She's never had one but she won't try it because she thinks it's nasty.

 

[the Jester]

Suh, I say, suh, you have offended me.

My apologies, reveal (and anyone else put off by my post above). I hadn't read the thread before I posted, and I cannot count the number of times I've told someone about PB & MW and they've said, "EWWW! Peanut butter and mayonnaise??"

"NO YOU FREAK! Mayonnaise is not Miracle Whip and Miracle Whip is not mayo!!!" (bangs head on table again and again and again)

So, nothing against you mayo-lovers- I use plenty of the stuff myself, but more with lunchmeat, burgers, hot dogs, etc. I just can't comprehend liking the pb & mayo combo, myself.

Then again, I also hate cheese.

 

[the Jester]

My wife always looks at me funny when I make one. She's never had one but she won't try it because she thinks it's nasty.

When I was a kid I once made a sandwich that involved:

Peanut butter
butter
mayo
jelly
lunchmeat (bologna?)
potato chips
mustard
ketchup

Silly kids.

 

[reveal]

My apologies, reveal (and anyone else put off by my post above). I hadn't read the thread before I posted, and I cannot count the number of times I've told someone about PB & MW and they've said, "EWWW! Peanut butter and mayonnaise??"

"NO YOU FREAK! Mayonnaise is not Miracle Whip and Miracle Whip is not mayo!!!" (bangs head on table again and again and again)

So, nothing against you mayo-lovers- I use plenty of the stuff myself, but more with lunchmeat, burgers, hot dogs, etc. I just can't comprehend liking the pb & mayo combo, myself.

Then again, I also hate cheese.

No apologies necessary. It's not like you called everyone who ate PB&J and Mayo bad names. At least not out loud.

 

[the Jester]

No apologies necessary. It's not like you called everyone who ate PB&J and Mayo bad names. At least not out loud.

No, just the people who don't recognize the difference between mayo and Miracle Whip.

 

[fusangite]

I love mayonaise. Miracle Whip is an abomination against God. And not just because it's un-kosher. Don't you notice that if you get it on your hands, you can't get rid of the smell? Miracle whip is essentially a dangerous and blasphemous attempt by scientists to hybridize cheap custard filling with mayonaise and managing to combine the worst features of the two while discarding the best. Well, that nearly captures it -- actually maybe a better way to describe it is as an attempt to simulate custard using whole eggs and then, for some reason, adding salt and vinegar to it.

Anything made out of eggs is better with peanut butter than miracle whip -- and that includes fried eggs, poached eggs, trifle, creme brulee, scrambled eggs, you name it.

Jester, that sandwich you made: I made it when I was 6. I spent the next 40 minutes vomiting it up.