Peanut Butter and Nutella
and bananna
and fruit preserves
and maybe some honey
and, occasionally, a few marshmallows, but then it requires microwaving.
That whole peanut-butter and lunch meats and mayo and kim-chee with vegemite and avocado and mustard with bacon and jelly and syrup and cheese and pickles thing you all are talking about is just gross! I don't care if you pan or deep fry it. It's still gross. Some foods don't go together, no matter how delicious they might be separately.
Shemeska: for reference, when the kim chee, or anything else pre-packaged, for that matter, swells, that usually means that something bacterial is developing inside and it should no longer be eaten. Food poisoning is bad and can happen with just about any food, so please don't eat from swollen cans or jars anymore. We value your posts too much to have you die eating bad fiendish coleslaw.