Forget the Mule: Why Must My DM Restrict Chicken Ownership?

[EvilQAGuy]

If shoving a hundred chickens at a time into a trap filled dungeon is wrong then I do not want to be right.

Just cast enlarge on a few and spook them in the right direction.

Pro-Tip: Before letting them go, baste them in Forgotten Realms BBQ Sauce (or Oriental Adventures Teriyaki) and have the cleric offer up a prayer they trigger a fire trap. Yummy!

 

[Reynard]

While this may be a sound tactic, I think you may run a fowl of your DM.

 

[Zulithe]

I like how you think.

...

...

Unless I were your DM.

 

[EvilQAGuy]

While this may be a sound tactic, I think you may run a fowl of your DM.

When he gets peckish I just flip him the bird.

 

[Reynard]

When he gets peckish I just flip him the bird.

Don't egg him on.

 

[EvilQAGuy]

Unless I were your DM.

I've given him the dungeon master equivalent of post-traumatic stress disorder. Now I just ask him if my character can buy the most random things just so I can see his eye twitch. Seriously, what does he think I'll do with four hundred fish hooks and twenty five pounds of lard?

 

[coyote6]

Seriously, what does he think I'll do with four hundred fish hooks and twenty five pounds of lard?

Something wrong. Something very, very wrong.

 

[ExploderWizard]

I've given him the dungeon master equivalent of post-traumatic stress disorder. Now I just ask him if my character can buy the most random things just so I can see his eye twitch. Seriously, what does he think I'll do with four hundred fish hooks and twenty five pounds of lard?

That sounds like the answer to a Pinky and the Brain question.

A question I'm not sure that I want to hear.

 

[Dausuul]

I've given him the dungeon master equivalent of post-traumatic stress disorder...

Pity the henpecked Dungeon Master.

But seriously, you don't want to go off half-cocked with this approach. While you're crowing over your successes, your sins may come home to roost when the local bird people hear what you're doing and show up to carve you into nuggets.

Also, it'll kill your chances with those hot elf chicks.

 

[EvilQAGuy]

Pity the henpecked Dungeon Master..

Anyone cooped up with me deserves pity.