Forked Thread: 3.5 Discounts (FREE TOOLBOX)

[DM_Jeff]

Free WLD? Oh yeah? I dare you. I double dog dare you.

[It was a breach of etiquette to skip the double dare and go right for the jugular but there it was, a double dog dare].

Great. I'll get on the phone now to the fire department and dispatch a truck to jim pinto's apartment where he's no doubt outside right now with his tongue stuck to a cold pipe.

I mean, free Worlds Largest Dungeon? Wow. That's tough to beat, jim. Are you serious? Has anyone ever noticed there's like 14,500 rooms in that thing but no bathroom?

-DM Jeff

 

[jim pinto]

Table X-X: Pirate Names

1 Morgani Scrimshaw
2 Haitius Pete
3 One-Eyed Crom
4 Barnacle Bartholomew
5 Scragus Kerm

-DM Jeff

6 Salty Pete
7 "da Scrounger"
8 Ivory-Tooth Jim
9 Hooked-Hand Lefluer
10 Jack "Bellius" Barrows
11 Malcolm Bellows
12 Scurvy Petrov
13 Stillson McSweeny
14 Anchors O'Bannon
15 The Lasher of Madrid


Two-Step Chart
1 Salty
2 Sealegs
3 Hammer
4 Black Captain
5 Green-Teeth
6 Bloody
7 Two-Guns
8 Black Mast
9 Merciless
10 Invincible

1 McShae
2 Morgan
3 Dresden
4 Bonnie
5 (the) Corsair
6 Tanner
7 Dredge
8 Gunnars
9 Dog
10 Magnus

 

[DM_Jeff]

6 Salty Pete
7 "da Scrounger"
8 Ivory-Tooth Jim
9 Hooked-Hand Lefluer
10 Jack "Bellius" Barrows
11 Malcolm Bellows
12 Scurvy Petrov
13 Stillson McSweeny
14 Anchors O'Bannon
15 The Lasher of Madrid

16 Keel-Haul Catpuss
17 Montello Blackheart
18 Benjamin Sabre
19 Edwyrd Callahan
20 Gangplank Gurdy

-DM Jeff

 

[jim pinto]

meme

16 Keel-Haul Catpuss
17 Montello Blackheart
18 Benjamin Sabre
19 Edwyrd Callahan
20 Gangplank Gurdy

-DM Jeff

I am NOT doing ninja names.

 

[Voadam]

Real Ultimate Power

I am NOT doing ninja names.

1 Hansu
2 The Black Lotus
3 Akirusawa
4 Kinosuwa
5 Ichioru

 

[DM_Jeff]

Pirate Two-Step Chart II

1 Hurricane
2 Cutlass
3 Anchor
4 Lumberleg
5 Crusty
6 Searend
7 Jolly
8 Skullface
9 Monkey Bones
10 Bootstrap

1 Bellamy
2 Vane
3 Booth
4 Miggs
5 Bowen
6 Morris
7 Ward
8 Gunthen
9 Dragoon
10 Hornsilver

-DM Jeff

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

This is enworld. Why not ask them who wants to see free boobies.

I got a better idea… who wants to see Jeff and jim design a free 1d20 chart, online… right now… huh?

C'mon. Give us a topic.

Boobies, please.

 

[jim pinto]

Boobies, please.

1 Bangers
2 Chesticles
3 Coconuts
4 Funbags
5 Gazongas
6 Headlights
7 Honkers
8 Hooters
9 Jam-Jams or Jumblies
10 Knockers
11 Mangos
12 Melons
13 Muffins
14 Nibblies
15 Radio Dials
16 Rum shakers
17 Snack packs
18 Sweater puppies
19 Ta-tas
20 Tweeters

 

[DM_Jeff]

*shakes head*

That list is so inappropriate. Besides, Dawn mentions that you forgot "cha-chas".

Anyway, here's a free chart folks, from the musings above (minus that last chart).

-DM Jeff

 

[jim pinto]

Look. I don't want to sound like I'm complaining or anything, but this thread can't just be about giving away free books, can it jeff?

I mean... it's also about making sure I get a lot of attention, right?

How do I put this delicately… because I'm all about decorum… um… let's see… um… well… how about…

what do I have to do to get more people to post on here?

yeah

that's subtle