Uriel
Living EN World Judge
Monty Python's HG meets Labyrinth meets Jabberwocky meets Princess Bride meetsDon Quixote meets Discworld meets...
Hopefully you get the picture at this point.
We have a Paladin 9
We have a Wizard 4/Paladin 5
A Cleric or grumbly Squire would be great.
A smart-assed Minstrel would be even better.
No Druids or Monks.
Try to keep the Meta Cross/Class to a reasonable level, say no more than 2 Core Classes (Prestige is OK).
Dark Fantasy Setting 'The Kingdom'.
Clerics worship 'God' <giving God a name is a good way to get a Lightning Bolt up your arse...I mean, really, someone would start feeling really Chummy and give him a nickname, and then all Hell would break Loose (Literally), and that can't be good>.
The Knights are in need of a Quest, a Noble Quest, something worthy of the Bard's Tales <or whatever 10 GP will buy, because you KNOW they didn't save any starting cash, what with the Market for Holy Avengers going the way it has, it's getting so a Knight can't even get a decent Blade of God for less than a Dragon's Fortune...speaking of which.
Yes, there is a Dragon. A Big, Nasty,Hungry and Ferocious Dragon. He means business as well...<well, not literally, I mean, Dragons going about setting up Laundrettes would just be a bit daft, don't you think?>. No, business, in the 'Kill the Knights, Eat the Princess sort of way <which, truth be told, is a far better investment than Laundrettes, what with the way the price of fabric softener has gone...>.
Anyways, post a character concept, be ready for silly, with lots of elipsis, parethetical interjections and footnotes by the DM.
Wanna play!?!
Post a concept...
Human only, No Druids, no Monks,9th Level...of bugger, that bit is all in another post anyways. This was just suppossed to get you attention <Speaks to the Attention Gnomes> 'Hear,Hear!!! Where's that bit of fluffy yellow ribbon we were gonna put across the Title, eh!?! That would have got em posting.
Hopefully you get the picture at this point.
We have a Paladin 9
We have a Wizard 4/Paladin 5
A Cleric or grumbly Squire would be great.
A smart-assed Minstrel would be even better.
No Druids or Monks.
Try to keep the Meta Cross/Class to a reasonable level, say no more than 2 Core Classes (Prestige is OK).
Dark Fantasy Setting 'The Kingdom'.
Clerics worship 'God' <giving God a name is a good way to get a Lightning Bolt up your arse...I mean, really, someone would start feeling really Chummy and give him a nickname, and then all Hell would break Loose (Literally), and that can't be good>.
The Knights are in need of a Quest, a Noble Quest, something worthy of the Bard's Tales <or whatever 10 GP will buy, because you KNOW they didn't save any starting cash, what with the Market for Holy Avengers going the way it has, it's getting so a Knight can't even get a decent Blade of God for less than a Dragon's Fortune...speaking of which.
Yes, there is a Dragon. A Big, Nasty,Hungry and Ferocious Dragon. He means business as well...<well, not literally, I mean, Dragons going about setting up Laundrettes would just be a bit daft, don't you think?>. No, business, in the 'Kill the Knights, Eat the Princess sort of way <which, truth be told, is a far better investment than Laundrettes, what with the way the price of fabric softener has gone...>.
Anyways, post a character concept, be ready for silly, with lots of elipsis, parethetical interjections and footnotes by the DM.
Wanna play!?!
Post a concept...
Human only, No Druids, no Monks,9th Level...of bugger, that bit is all in another post anyways. This was just suppossed to get you attention <Speaks to the Attention Gnomes> 'Hear,Hear!!! Where's that bit of fluffy yellow ribbon we were gonna put across the Title, eh!?! That would have got em posting.
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, how bout 12th...or 6th
