Funny Orc n' Pie story

[Nifelhein]

He must make your life a LOT difficult!

 

[Wombat]

UT!

This is as good as some of the Paranoia adventures I've been in!

Thanks -- I needed this laugh today

 

[Duke Frinn]

What's paranoia?

 

[Goobermunch]

What's paranoia?

Paranoia can't be explained. It must be experienced. Paranoia is one of the most complex, realistic, and serious Role Playing Games ever. You should march yourself down to your FLGS and post a card on the gamers seeking gamers board. The card should explain that you have never played paranoia, the most complex, realistic, and serious Role Playing Game ever, and want to do so immediately.

--G

 

[Kershek]

Paranoia can't be explained. It must be experienced.

Paranoia is everywhere...You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth...That you are a slave...born into bondage, born into a prison that you cannot smell or taste or touch. A prison for your mind.