Eccles
Ragged idiot in a trilby.
I'm just trying to find the webpage I put all my quotes on from the last campaign.
Ah, here we are.
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PC1: "Treasure!"
PC2: "Bounty!"
PC1: "Booty!"
PC2: "BOOTY!"
rattle, rattle
DM: "What are you doing?"
PC1: "Shaking the booty..."
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Police Commissioner: "You are deputised only to act against agents of Chaos in Freeport"
Pladin & (LG) Cleric: "Good enough!" They walk out, trying not to high-five one another.
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DM: "You realise that this is the same cavern full of cultists that you saw in the vision."
PC2: "That's good. Imagine walking into the wrong cavern. We'd have to say 'Sorry. Carry on your dark unholy ritual', then turn around and walk out!"
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Paladin: "Parlay with orcs? I'd rather tread in dogs
t."
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Cleric: “I’m the blunt edge of reason.”
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Paladin: "I can’t believe that it’s 9 o’clock, and the pirate town is shut."
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DM: “A towering figure of unspeakable evil sits beyond the altar.” (Shows picture)
PC6 (looking at picture): “Oh, it’s not that horrible.”
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PC1: “What’s more likely? He’s taking drugs, or he’s actually being pursued by evil shape-shifting serpent men?”
PC2: “ Fair point.”
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DM: “The Marquis Moon”, a den of ill-repute.
PC6: “Are there any inns of repute in the city?”
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Paladin: “I won’t attack an unarmed man.” [steps back as the orc barbarian smashes into his opponent]
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PC5: "Have you seen you a small boy running for fear, as if for his life?"
Pc1: "Because we’re chasing him."
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Paladin: "I say that we neuter the orc at the next possible opportunity. He’s obviously in season. It makes him impetuous."
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PC5: "For the GM’s attention, I am currently wearing so much jewellery, I am now medium encumbered."
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PC1: “All paladins are evil… No, not evil… I meant British.”
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NPC: “Have you done no deeds worthy of song?”
Paladin: “Yes, but unfortunately the bard who would sing them is currently dominated, evil and unconscious…”
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Paladin: “OK. I shall kill one of them as a gesture of goodwill”
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DM: As I told you, you are all too late!
PC6: When did you tell us that?
DM: In the room 2 levels below you… avoided. Damn.
Ah, here we are.
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PC1: "Treasure!"
PC2: "Bounty!"
PC1: "Booty!"
PC2: "BOOTY!"
rattle, rattle
DM: "What are you doing?"
PC1: "Shaking the booty..."
---
Police Commissioner: "You are deputised only to act against agents of Chaos in Freeport"
Pladin & (LG) Cleric: "Good enough!" They walk out, trying not to high-five one another.
---
DM: "You realise that this is the same cavern full of cultists that you saw in the vision."
PC2: "That's good. Imagine walking into the wrong cavern. We'd have to say 'Sorry. Carry on your dark unholy ritual', then turn around and walk out!"
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Paladin: "Parlay with orcs? I'd rather tread in dogs


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Cleric: “I’m the blunt edge of reason.”
---
Paladin: "I can’t believe that it’s 9 o’clock, and the pirate town is shut."
---
DM: “A towering figure of unspeakable evil sits beyond the altar.” (Shows picture)
PC6 (looking at picture): “Oh, it’s not that horrible.”
---
PC1: “What’s more likely? He’s taking drugs, or he’s actually being pursued by evil shape-shifting serpent men?”
PC2: “ Fair point.”
---
DM: “The Marquis Moon”, a den of ill-repute.
PC6: “Are there any inns of repute in the city?”
---
Paladin: “I won’t attack an unarmed man.” [steps back as the orc barbarian smashes into his opponent]
---
PC5: "Have you seen you a small boy running for fear, as if for his life?"
Pc1: "Because we’re chasing him."
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Paladin: "I say that we neuter the orc at the next possible opportunity. He’s obviously in season. It makes him impetuous."
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PC5: "For the GM’s attention, I am currently wearing so much jewellery, I am now medium encumbered."
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PC1: “All paladins are evil… No, not evil… I meant British.”
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NPC: “Have you done no deeds worthy of song?”
Paladin: “Yes, but unfortunately the bard who would sing them is currently dominated, evil and unconscious…”
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Paladin: “OK. I shall kill one of them as a gesture of goodwill”
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DM: As I told you, you are all too late!
PC6: When did you tell us that?
DM: In the room 2 levels below you… avoided. Damn.