Kae'Yoss
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Players to the (she-)player who played a woodelfen amazone: "You can't rape our paladin!"
"But it's his fault. He's the one who got drunk!" (On Feywine. Guess who stood him to that....)
Wizard in a great bazaar haggling for a headband of intellect (merchant wouldn't go below list price), shouting at the top of his voice: "BUT I NEED IT BADLY!")
Twisted world:
In one campaign, we crossed the DM by not hurrying to a town we thought might be sieged by hordes soon (we thought, we had a little time) so we arrived half a day late - at noon instead of midnight. We encountered a vampire priestess of velsharoon there - it took us till about half an hour after that fight before anyone noticed that that ***** walked in broad daylight (noone noticed before that - neither players nor the DM).
In the same campaign:
"We go into the tavern:"
"Since the druid's dire bear is too large to fit through the door, you have to tether it outside"
(a little later)
"What's my bear doing?"
"Hm... he's eating a couple of children that hitherto played on the streets."
"At 4 a.m?"
One time, I described the party the BBEG and had them roll init before I realized that the description in the module was meant to describe her on the mural, not in the flesh.
Attractive female rogue: "I think I go to yonder waterfall and take a shower"
Elf: (like a shot) "I'll keep watch!"
"But it's his fault. He's the one who got drunk!" (On Feywine. Guess who stood him to that....)
Wizard in a great bazaar haggling for a headband of intellect (merchant wouldn't go below list price), shouting at the top of his voice: "BUT I NEED IT BADLY!")
Twisted world:
In one campaign, we crossed the DM by not hurrying to a town we thought might be sieged by hordes soon (we thought, we had a little time) so we arrived half a day late - at noon instead of midnight. We encountered a vampire priestess of velsharoon there - it took us till about half an hour after that fight before anyone noticed that that ***** walked in broad daylight (noone noticed before that - neither players nor the DM).
In the same campaign:
"We go into the tavern:"
"Since the druid's dire bear is too large to fit through the door, you have to tether it outside"
(a little later)
"What's my bear doing?"
"Hm... he's eating a couple of children that hitherto played on the streets."
"At 4 a.m?"
One time, I described the party the BBEG and had them roll init before I realized that the description in the module was meant to describe her on the mural, not in the flesh.
Attractive female rogue: "I think I go to yonder waterfall and take a shower"
Elf: (like a shot) "I'll keep watch!"