Ganders - What's the difference?

[Celebrim]

Ok, so what's your opinion?

Turkeys are nothing more than small velociraptors.

And I think no mention of the visciousness of geese is even required.

So it annoys me when someone argues that the European swallow shouldn't have a strength penalty with respect to the African swallow simply because they think it offends someones sensibilities.

 

[El Mahdi]

I'm getting damn tired of people in this thread describing other posters as ornithologically discriminatory!

 

[Scott DeWar]

but El Mahdi, if the Foo 5#!t5, wear it!

wow, did I kill this thread?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

OK, earlier I tried to make a joke about Dragonborn , and the censor-bot altered both the word AND even altered my link to a kind of bird listed in the wikipedia (as well as ornithology texts).

Will the same hold true of Dragonborn Boobies?

Edit: NO! Yay!

Per the suggestion in my XP note:

Dragonborn chesticles.

Edit2: Nope- it STILL edits the wiki link! The profanity filter REALLY hates ti...errrr...chickadees!

 

[Raven Crowking]

You people are all wrong. "Ganders" refers only to male geese.

Please stop with all the wrongbirdfun.

Thank you.


RC

 

[jonesy]

You people are all wrong. "Ganders" refers only to male geese.

Please stop with all the wrongbirdfun.

Thank you.


RC

"You must spread exp before awarding the eagle eyes."

Eh, crow eyes? Hmm.

 

[Wycen]

Well, if you are going to get technical about geese, then they should have stats for augury, both for raising alarms by making honking noises to warn against invading armies and the precious liver they provide for haruspicium.