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[Dannyalcatraz]

That bastard calls collect every fracking time.

I heard he spoofs other numbers, too.

 

[Aeson]

I heard he spoofs other numbers, too.

That explains when my sister calls I hear Klaatu Verata Nikto

 

[Aeson]

I typed that phrase in on my phone. Now Roku is suggesting The Day The Earth Stood Still.

 

[Aeson]

I watched the first episode of an anime call After School Dice Club. In it they played a game called Marrakech. I hoped it was real because it looked interesting. It IS a real game.

 

[Blackrat]

Also, Elder Gods don’t use much modern communication tech. Cthulhu calls, he doesn’t text. Dagon don’t Skype.

Yog-Sothoth might be using Zoom, though.

And Shub-Niggurath is DEFINITELY on Facebook- makes it easier to keep up with her 1000 young.

But Zalgo ṳ̮̞s̨̖e̖͖̱̮͟s̀ ̲̪̫p͜rȩ͖͔̭͎̙ͅt͇̤͖t̸͎y͇̥ m̨͈̞̮̟͢ư̴̗͍̺ć̼̫͙̼̝̩̩͝͡h̟̥̭͓̩̭͘͠ ̺̠̝̖̘̠͞ȩ̺̘͈̫̱͙͠ͅv̨̥́͘è̵̯͍͈̠͢r̠̖͖̞̕͠y̶͏͇̯ c̴̜̩͙̹͓̺̞̪̤̗͕̣͟͞ͅo̷͖͚͍̞̬̩̜̠͍͜͡ḿ̮̗͓̤̻͓̳̬̳̝̝̰̥͇͢m̛҉̣͖̲͙̠̥̤̩͔̗u̡̟͈̮̝̞̜͈͚̦͍͙̯͙̦͉͟ǹ̺͖̥̥͉̗̣̳̲̼͓̞̼̝̪̕i̶̢̞̼̖̝̦̭̥̩̥͇͙̗̠̭̻ͅͅc̙̙͔͉̖̻̭̩̣̼̝͎͓̱͜͢͢ͅa̶̬̱̪͓͕͇̼̙͓͘͝ͅţ҉͚̱̺̪̥͞i̢̡̹̠͙̙̤̠̻͙̮͇̞̲̟̠̬̮̟̦͡o̵̻̫̘̘͕̖̖͖̞̯͕̙̳̳̮͜ͅń̸̴̦͖̪̮̫̰͓̮̗͞ ̷̡͕̖̟̮͖̼̞̖͇̱̜̗͠͞m̶̛͝҉̯̫̬̰̖̹͈ͅé̪̹̲̪̩̳̼̙t̢͈̱͚̤̖͈̯͙͓̤̼̼̟͉̀́͢ͅh̷̢̛̼̯̦̬͉͝o̡̡̥͚̙͔͍͎̼͚̦̩̻̹̻͎̭͔̹̤d̵̘̺̮͎͚̰͔ ҉̵̪̩͇͓̰̖̘͉̪̭̜̺͓͘a͢͏̡̹͇͍̬̝̮͇͚̰̤͓͉̹̹͉ͅv̸̵̡̮̥̦̪͠a҉̶̮̱̺̖̜̀ì̵̺̟̥̻̙͖͎̭̘̲͍̠͖̖l҉͉̳̲̳͓͔̠̯̠̻̟̳̰̻́͜͝͝a̶̛̳̹̞̗̤̗̯̲̼͢ḅ̴̢̝͓̪̣͔͟͟͠l̸̡̡͙̪̯̣͍̩̣͇͚͍̠̦̥͇͟͟ͅe̴̱̯̻͔̯̹̳͍̟͢͞͠.̷̝̰̤̞̀̀̀͟...





H̷̫̝͔͓͕ͦ̆ͨͮ̽̍̇̊̚͢e̶̜̗̝͑̅̑̑͒̎͘ ̰̰͙̜̩͕ͬ̃̒͒͒ͩ̽̽̕ç̶̙͙̻̮̹͉̊̄ọ̼̬̻̠͓̆ͯ͌̈ͫ͋̋̅͡͝m̗̮̉́͛͛͂e̵̢̺̜ͤ͑̏ͧ͌s̨̧͈̮̞̞ͦ͂͝!̧̿ͨ͏͈̱͚̹̖̹̝!͓̺̭̲̹ͬͦ̋͐̓̚͜!̵̷̝͓͔̝̤̼̹ͨ̿ͭ͋ͣ

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

But Zalgo ṳ̮̞s̨̖e̖͖̱̮͟s̀ ̲̪̫p͜rȩ͖͔̭͎̙ͅt͇̤͖t̸͎y͇̥ m̨͈̞̮̟͢ư̴̗͍̺ć̼̫͙̼̝̩̩͝͡h̟̥̭͓̩̭͘͠ ̺̠̝̖̘̠͞ȩ̺̘͈̫̱͙͠ͅv̨̥́͘è̵̯͍͈̠͢r̠̖͖̞̕͠y̶͏͇̯ c̴̜̩͙̹͓̺̞̪̤̗͕̣͟͞ͅo̷͖͚͍̞̬̩̜̠͍͜͡ḿ̮̗͓̤̻͓̳̬̳̝̝̰̥͇͢m̛҉̣͖̲͙̠̥̤̩͔̗u̡̟͈̮̝̞̜͈͚̦͍͙̯͙̦͉͟ǹ̺͖̥̥͉̗̣̳̲̼͓̞̼̝̪̕i̶̢̞̼̖̝̦̭̥̩̥͇͙̗̠̭̻ͅͅc̙̙͔͉̖̻̭̩̣̼̝͎͓̱͜͢͢ͅa̶̬̱̪͓͕͇̼̙͓͘͝ͅţ҉͚̱̺̪̥͞i̢̡̹̠͙̙̤̠̻͙̮͇̞̲̟̠̬̮̟̦͡o̵̻̫̘̘͕̖̖͖̞̯͕̙̳̳̮͜ͅń̸̴̦͖̪̮̫̰͓̮̗͞ ̷̡͕̖̟̮͖̼̞̖͇̱̜̗͠͞m̶̛͝҉̯̫̬̰̖̹͈ͅé̪̹̲̪̩̳̼̙t̢͈̱͚̤̖͈̯͙͓̤̼̼̟͉̀́͢ͅh̷̢̛̼̯̦̬͉͝o̡̡̥͚̙͔͍͎̼͚̦̩̻̹̻͎̭͔̹̤d̵̘̺̮͎͚̰͔ ҉̵̪̩͇͓̰̖̘͉̪̭̜̺͓͘a͢͏̡̹͇͍̬̝̮͇͚̰̤͓͉̹̹͉ͅv̸̵̡̮̥̦̪͠a҉̶̮̱̺̖̜̀ì̵̺̟̥̻̙͖͎̭̘̲͍̠͖̖l҉͉̳̲̳͓͔̠̯̠̻̟̳̰̻́͜͝͝a̶̛̳̹̞̗̤̗̯̲̼͢ḅ̴̢̝͓̪̣͔͟͟͠l̸̡̡͙̪̯̣͍̩̣͇͚͍̠̦̥͇͟͟ͅe̴̱̯̻͔̯̹̳͍̟͢͞͠.̷̝̰̤̞̀̀̀͟...

Agreed- I got a postcard from Zalgo from a Princess Cruise.

 

[Aeson]

But Zalgo ṳ̮̞s̨̖e̖͖̱̮͟s̀ ̲̪̫p͜rȩ͖͔̭͎̙ͅt͇̤͖t̸͎y͇̥ m̨͈̞̮̟͢ư̴̗͍̺ć̼̫͙̼̝̩̩͝͡h̟̥̭͓̩̭͘͠ ̺̠̝̖̘̠͞ȩ̺̘͈̫̱͙͠ͅv̨̥́͘è̵̯͍͈̠͢r̠̖͖̞̕͠y̶͏͇̯ c̴̜̩͙̹͓̺̞̪̤̗͕̣͟͞ͅo̷͖͚͍̞̬̩̜̠͍͜͡ḿ̮̗͓̤̻͓̳̬̳̝̝̰̥͇͢m̛҉̣͖̲͙̠̥̤̩͔̗u̡̟͈̮̝̞̜͈͚̦͍͙̯͙̦͉͟ǹ̺͖̥̥͉̗̣̳̲̼͓̞̼̝̪̕i̶̢̞̼̖̝̦̭̥̩̥͇͙̗̠̭̻ͅͅc̙̙͔͉̖̻̭̩̣̼̝͎͓̱͜͢͢ͅa̶̬̱̪͓͕͇̼̙͓͘͝ͅţ҉͚̱̺̪̥͞i̢̡̹̠͙̙̤̠̻͙̮͇̞̲̟̠̬̮̟̦͡o̵̻̫̘̘͕̖̖͖̞̯͕̙̳̳̮͜ͅń̸̴̦͖̪̮̫̰͓̮̗͞ ̷̡͕̖̟̮͖̼̞̖͇̱̜̗͠͞m̶̛͝҉̯̫̬̰̖̹͈ͅé̪̹̲̪̩̳̼̙t̢͈̱͚̤̖͈̯͙͓̤̼̼̟͉̀́͢ͅh̷̢̛̼̯̦̬͉͝o̡̡̥͚̙͔͍͎̼͚̦̩̻̹̻͎̭͔̹̤d̵̘̺̮͎͚̰͔ ҉̵̪̩͇͓̰̖̘͉̪̭̜̺͓͘a͢͏̡̹͇͍̬̝̮͇͚̰̤͓͉̹̹͉ͅv̸̵̡̮̥̦̪͠a҉̶̮̱̺̖̜̀ì̵̺̟̥̻̙͖͎̭̘̲͍̠͖̖l҉͉̳̲̳͓͔̠̯̠̻̟̳̰̻́͜͝͝a̶̛̳̹̞̗̤̗̯̲̼͢ḅ̴̢̝͓̪̣͔͟͟͠l̸̡̡͙̪̯̣͍̩̣͇͚͍̠̦̥͇͟͟ͅe̴̱̯̻͔̯̹̳͍̟͢͞͠.̷̝̰̤̞̀̀̀͟...





H̷̫̝͔͓͕ͦ̆ͨͮ̽̍̇̊̚͢e̶̜̗̝͑̅̑̑͒̎͘ ̰̰͙̜̩͕ͬ̃̒͒͒ͩ̽̽̕ç̶̙͙̻̮̹͉̊̄ọ̼̬̻̠͓̆ͯ͌̈ͫ͋̋̅͡͝m̗̮̉́͛͛͂e̵̢̺̜ͤ͑̏ͧ͌s̨̧͈̮̞̞ͦ͂͝!̧̿ͨ͏͈̱͚̹̖̹̝!͓̺̭̲̹ͬͦ̋͐̓̚͜!̵̷̝͓͔̝̤̼̹ͨ̿ͭ͋ͣ

What font? is that?

 

[Aeson]

Agreed- I got a postcard from Zalgo from a Princess Cruise.

All I got was a chain letter. I've been cursed ever since. I should have just mailed it .

 

[Blackrat]

I͚̹͉̗͝ ͙̮̯h̠͈̱͚̗͘a̩͚̞̝v̟̖͕e̬̮̙͚͉ ̝̬̘̀ͅn̤͇͓̳̜̬͢o̷͔̫͎ i͘d̨̖̠̩̟̭e͓͈̘̣͘ḁ̹̫ ͞w̙͔̼ͅh̬̹͖a͙̘͘t̟͍̣̫̝͡ ͏̼̻͕̱̹y̯̭̟͈o͖̝͎̩̝̖̟u̷͈̥͎̱̼̠̥ ̘̯̝͚̟̲͞ͅá̤͍̦r̖͇̬͕̭͉̦ḙ̡̟̠ ̶̟̯t͙̤̠al̮̞k͓͈̝̩̹i̝̺͉̟͇̥͜n̥̮̫ͅg͔̘ ̗͕̙a̩b̳̪̫̜͔͍͡o̩̺̬͙͟ṳt͚͝.̨̮͕̺̹̗͖͍ ̱͙̟͝Z͔͕͕̞͇a͔͇l̠͎g͙̥o̗̺̜̗͇̤ͅ ̡͉̻̮̙̫̞̳i̟̦̫̤̙s͘ ̥o̘̦̟͕̠̝͖̕u̠͓͉̥͔͖r̢̞͉͇̠͔̙͕ ̥̳͉̗̣͖f̡͍̫̹̠̖͍r̻͝i̟̱̝͓̘͜e̗̦ṇ͜d̖͓̺́.̰͓͇̯ ̰̗͢Z̜͢a͔͕̦͓l̨̗̞̖͈͈g̦̪̬̞̳͚o͖̥̳̜͙̱̯ ̤̫̩͚͈̱ḻ̝o͉͈̗̳̤͍͈v̷͚̼͔̬͎͈e̶̻̥͇̞s̜̫̲ͅ ̻̜a̙͜ll̶̲̬̝̱.̟͙͚ ̡̼͉H̫͓̪͕͉̣͞e̴͓ ̼͎̪͡w̝a̢̬̩͍͖̭i͎t̶͉͕͓͎s ̳̪͓͔͉b͉͕̝̪̗ͅe̪̰͜hi̮̼̙̬̟͕͘n̮̱̩̭̥̗̬d̷̯ͅ t̶̳̮ḩ̟̖̹̳̞e̘̜̗ ̷̟͔͚v͘e̼͍̪̺̳̞͚͜i͝l̯̺̝̫̻̱.̮ ̶H͖̠̱̰̺̠̕ͅȩ̪̯ ͙̰̯c̲̝͓̰̮̠o̗͕͓̦̙̠̙m̩͚̀e̶̦͎̭͍͙s̶͖̱̜̭!!̠!̟̬̩͇̀ͅ

 

[Blackrat]

It is normal font. Zalgo just adds his own touch if he feels like it...