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[Aeson]

French toast pancakes

Edit: Turned out ok. Probably could have just added cinnamon and vanilla extract to the pancake batter and might have had similar results. Still, it was trying something different.

 

[Aeson]

I would love for a charming princess to come along and kiss me without my consent to release me from a curse so we could live happily ever after. Just sayin'

 

[Blackrat]

The princess happens to be also a dragonborn paladin. So, she is currently a bit busy saving herself from herself...

 

[Aeson]

She can't slay herself until I get my sloppy lizard kiss.

 

[Aeson]

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I would love for a charming princess to come along and kiss me without my consent to release me from a curse so we could live happily ever after. Just sayin'

There was a cartoon (Oglaf, I think) in which a female adventurer bestowed the kiss upon the sleeping princess and woke her. The big joke wasn’t the gender twist, but rather that the princess had bee asleep for so long that she had a rather...outdated...moral compass. Kept asking for her slaves, etc.

T’was was a good gag.

 

[Aeson]

I took this because the head? of broccoli was forming. I like how the water droplets caught the flash.

 

[Aeson]

Crazy people have created a gas shortage. Unlike most of them I need gas to do my job. My car uses so much, I'm going to borrow my sister's for tonight and probably tomorrow also. Traffic is so bad near gas stations you'll waste most of it trying to get to the station IF it has any. I wanted to get an electric car but I need at least 200 miles per charge. That's unlikely in my price range.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Your region has been the front line for a lot of feces hitting the fan lately, hasn’t it.

 

[Aeson]

Your region has been the front line for a lot of feces hitting the fan lately, hasn’t it.

Quoted for truthy truth.

It's no winter storm taking out the whole power grid, but yeah. The South East is its own little monster. I can't even say it's Georgia. The whole area seems to be in a race to the bottom.