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[Mad_Jack]

If you have the ability to do any real landscaping, even a line of decorative stones can be somewhat effective in directing run-off water away from places you don't want it to go. On a larger scale, changing the angle of the hill slightly so that it slopes away off toward the the sides of the yard, or even putting in a terrace or two is also an idea, and doable with just a shovel.

 

[Aeson]

On a podcast lampooning bad movies one host asked guest host if a scene could get any more American. His said if it had a bald eagle burger. The host corrected him with a fried bald eagle burger on a stick. We all know a true patriot would never eat a bald eagle. So, I ask you, what fried food on a stick would be more American?

Fried COVID-19 on a stick?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Texas state fair had someone selling breaded fried butter sticks on a stick.

 

[Blackrat]

”Deep fried corn syrup butter stick” is a joke around here as the most american food possible, although no can confirm that such a horror actually exists.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

”Deep fried corn syrup butter stick” is a joke around here as the most american food possible, although no can confirm that such a horror actually exists.

Also, some others from the TSF:

Watch: The State Fair of Texas Has Perfected the Art of Fried Food

‘Cult Following’ heads to the nation’s biggest state fair for corn dogs and fried butter

www.eater.com

25 Deep-Fried Foods From the Texas State Fair

The Texas State Fair—the largest state fair in the country—holds a yearly competition for the most innovative deep-fried foods. Here are 25 fried Frankenfoods from fairs past.

www.mentalfloss.com

And it’s not just a Texas thing, either:

 

[Aeson]

I heard a chef say an American's idea of making a dish better is to put cheese and bacon on it.

I'm sure this is a thing, but I think it sounds good.
Deep fried bacon wrapped cheese on a stick.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Agreed on both counts: it sounds good, and it probably exists somewhere in the USA.

 

[trappedslider]

 

[Aeson]

I bet you'll never guess what a site called rpgrpgrpg.com buys/sells/trades

Before a video on youtube yesterday I saw this ad for a d&d club. They have professional DMs. The actresses in the commercial were stupid hot. The one doing all the talk was unbelievable. But the succubus was OMG I will die for her hot. I've tried to find the ad or the site to share but haven't had any luck.

 

[Aeson]

I watched Black Widow on Disney + today. It was good. I wish they could have gone one scene without mentioning The Avengers. It had plenty of humor without going to that over and over.