Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

[J.Quondam]

I got Wordle in 2/6 this morning out of pure luck, just because the answer happened to a usual second guess when a usual first guess has zero hits.

 

[trappedslider]

:O Here's What Scientists Know About the Tonga Volcano Eruption

 

[Aeson]

I read in the remembrance thread a Czech singer died of Covid after getting it intentionally. Holy hell, what is this world coming to? Were people always this stupid? Is it just more noticeable now?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I read in the remembrance thread a Czech singer died of Covid after getting it intentionally. Holy hell, what is this world coming to? Were people always this stupid? Is it just more noticeable now?

Saw that, too.

Yes, people have always been this stupid.

Yes, it is more noticeable now.

 

[Aeson]

My new personal hero.

 

[Dog Moon]

You need the comma, at least with that word order. Without it, a potential reading is that the panda assassinates vegans.

That sounds like the best type of panda ever.

 

[trappedslider]

Wordle 215 3/6

 

[Aeson]

I went to the clinic for a checkup. The nurse took my blood pressure twice. The second time was lower. I said "it's because you have a calming effect" she laughed and thanked me. As she left she said "My kids wouldn't say that." lol I couldn't help to think she mentioned the kids because she thought I was flirting..... I was.

The nurse practitioner came in and we talked about everything. She brought up prostate cancer. I'm thinking uhoh here it comes. "The poke" She said it would be a blood test. Boy, was I relieved. I may get it done next time. No prostate or colon exams for me. No, sir. I'll do the poop in the box test and mail it to them. They can bleed me dry for any test they want. Keep your fingers and magic wands to yourself.

 

[Aeson]

Wordle 215 3/6

What da heel is a wordle? Po' man's Roblox?

 

[Aeson]

Wordle 215 4/6






The solution makes my question THAT much funnier.