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[Aeson]

I haven't listened to it yet, but I heard of this podcast called Sugar Maple. It's an 8 episode fiction series about a guitar. The stories span decades. The guitar passes from musician to musician in mysterious ways. Fred Savage plays a character trying to track down the guitar. It sounds interesting, and I thought I'd share.
If you listen to it and dig the music, you can buy the soundtrack.

 

[trappedslider]

All animals are dogs
Horse = big hay eatin' dog
Cow = dog that moos
Ostrich = long necked running dog
Koala = dog with chlamydia
Chicken: Breakfast Pooping Dog
Kangaroo = boxing dog
Unicorn = horny dog
Alligator = pre-historic dog
Cat = wannabe dog
Otters = squeaky dogs

 

[Aeson]

All animals are dogs
Horse = big hay eatin' dog
Cow = dog that moos
Ostrich = long necked running dog
Koala = dog with chlamydia
Chicken: Breakfast Pooping Dog
Kangaroo = boxing dog
Unicorn = horny dog
Alligator = pre-historic dog
Cat = wannabe dog
Otters = squeaky dogs

I see words, but it's all jumbled up in a chaotic mess. It makes no sense at all. The premise is weak. Is this from a Trump speech? Could you be having a stroke?

 

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[Aeson]

The latest Predator movie is a Hulu Original called Prey. It's set 300 years ago, and the Predator is taking on Comanche warriors. It has a Comanche dub. I wonder if there was ever a movie that was dubbed into a native language like this.

 

[Aeson]

She can fill out a pair of shorts. This girl is more manly than most of this thread combined.

 

[Aeson]

I was handed a fat envelope of cash at work tonight. I was paid in cash. There have been a few issues with payroll. While my routes are in a high end part of town, that's not where I start the night. I had a cop tell me a couple of weeks ago the area where our warehouse is is a high crime area. Needless to say, I was nervous about walking around with that envelope.

 

[Aeson]

If you ever wondered what the nightmares of Cthulhu might be.

BEHOLD!!!!

You lose all sanity points.

 

[Aeson]

It rained all night last night. It has rained all day today. Currently, a thunderstorm is coming through. There was a thunder clap then the rain started to fall harder. I said out loud, "the thunder scared the rain out of it."

 

[Blackrat]

The Lil’ Rat has been curious about ancestry, so I dug up the church records and realised I can easily draw a family tree up to 100 years before you ’mericans even had independence… There’s a direct line of records at least to 1672. And I only tracked one branch so far