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[Blackrat]

How about on your plate? Both tofu and mozzarella are in truth moomin meat.

 

[Aeson]

How about on your plate? Both tofu and mozzarella are in truth moomin meat.

That's the Big Moomin agenda. They just want us to eat more tofu with it's testosterone killing GMO thingies. Tucker Hannity was just talking about it.

 

[Blackrat]

But why are the moomins so big?

 

[Aeson]

But why are the moomins so big?

Because they're evil like Big Pharma, Big Climate, and Big Mama. They're in cahoots with Bill Soros and George Gates. Sean Carlson said so on Faux News. They'd never lie. Would they?....Would they?

 

[Aeson]

That's not right.

 

[Aeson]

I had this crazy long TL;DR. I even let it sit for a minute before deleting it. It felt good getting out there in the ether.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I just thought of a PC idea. A Wiz1/Warlock or Sorc_ named Tildur. He started off as a wizard, but reading the magic books to learn magic was taking too long, so he chose a quicker path…

 

[J.Quondam]

I had this crazy long TL;DR. I even let it sit for a minute before deleting it. It felt good getting out there in the ether.

Yeah, I do that a lot. It can feel good to just let it go.

* This post was originally 2131 words before editing.

 

[Aeson]

I just thought of a PC idea. A Wiz1/Warlock or Sorc_ named Tildur. He started off as a wizard, but reading the magic books to learn magic was taking too long, so he chose a quicker path…

I see your Wizlock and raise you a Sharkenbear that casts druid spells.

 

[Blackrat]

A cross-over I didn’t realise we need: