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[Dannyalcatraz]

Had my annual physical last week. Everything was pretty normal, at least for me.

Best news: he told me that new guidance dictates that unless a patient’s lab results indicate a need, the digital rectal exam is no longer required. So he doesn’t get to do this anymore:

 

[trappedslider]

so I was bored and used one of those AI generators to make a picture of a character in my book

From a different one using the same keywords

 

[Blackrat]

At first those are not bad at all, and then the longer you look at them, the more convinced you get that they are actually some eldritch horror trying to pass as a human…

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I voted today.

For the first time I can remember, there was a write-in option for a judicial position. So I entered my own name.

If I win, I’m writing a sitcom about it.

 

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I voted today.

For the first time I can remember, there was a write-in option for a judicial position. So I entered my own name.

If I win, I’m writing a sitcom about it.

10/10 would watch

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

10/10 would watch

Act 2 starts with me getting the call telling me I won. I look at the phone, and tell the caller “Yeah, right!” and hang up.

They call back, and I tell them “STFU!! and hang up.

The third call comes later in the day, and they tell me to watch the news. I do. My name is announced.

”OMFG.”

 

[trappedslider]

Act 2 starts with me getting the call telling me I won. I look at the phone, and tell the caller “Yeah, right!” and hang up.

They call back, and I tell them “STFU!! and hang up.

The third call comes later in the day, and they tell me to watch the news. I do. My name is announced.

”OMFG.”

then come the wacky episodes of you on the bench attempting to not fall asleep

 

[Blackrat]

Now I can’t help imagining Judge Danny in this skit, even if you guys don’t have those snazzy wigs:

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Now I can’t help imagining Judge Danny in this skit, even if you guys don’t have those snazzy wigs:

I’d need an industrial-strength corset.

 

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